F!@# YOU TIM LAI

i've been stealing your webspace for over 6 years.

& today is the day you finally realize it and delete all my shit.

it's not really a f!@# you, but more of ... thanks for the 6 year run.

NAKED

last night i watched 'gone baby gone'

i felt i was on the same level as that cracked out mother who got her little girl kidnapped. she felt naked and lost without her child. that's EXACTLY how i felt without my cellphone.

but just like the movie, i found out that my niig 'morgan freeman' had it in his car the whole time. the baby/phone was returned to it's owner, and was left neglected like nothing happened as the mother continued to slut it out.

EXPECT THIS TO BE PLAYED NEXT WEEK

Daaamn keri hilson is HELLA fine - her legs/ass is ridiculous. good song, great collab, greater video.
keri hilson ft. kanye west & ne-yo - knock you down

sidenote: anyone else peep that "soul patch pube piece" on the back of kanye's head? not fresh.

FML

gnarliest episode of BENTO BOOMBOX, and the logger isn't working... aka no podcast

BUGGIN' OUT

COLECO VISION

damn i'm out of the loop. i haven't fucked w/ video games in HECKA years.

the last system i owned was a playstation UNO way back in '97. i remembered my parents bought me it for my birthday with the game TOMBA! which was my only game for over a year. BUUT i never had a memory card, so i always would have to start from the beginning each time i played. i used to eat/breath/sleep PS1. i also fucked w/ tekken 3, and all those promo sampler discs that had hella demos hahaha.

but somehow all the systems i had in the past grew legs and walked it's way to the philippines: my PS1, nintendo, N64. sooo all i got in my crib is ColecoVision. that shit is OLDER than me, it was my sister's dad's. but we got an assortment of shit for it: star trek, smurfs, donkey kong etc.



i think it's time i put on my "asian teenager" swag back on and cop a new system. i was thinkin either a ps3 or xbox360. but i got no clue which one to get, because i'm used to PS since i had the original (not a hard transition). BUUUUT xbox360 goes hella hard, fucking up some halo&COD (then again i keep hearing about the whole red ring?)

i'm gonna have to go two-face and flip a coin on this bitch.

BEERGARDENS

beer + tequila + mario kart = oh hey, sup friday.

<3

so if you aren't following me on twitter yet - get on it braa! ahah

one of my tweets was me proposing my love to this un-named model. i call her "my sharona", you can peep her on karmaloop

no pervy, but i want you guys to "jaw drop" as much as i do. so i made a compilation of pics of her, you know what to do: click the image, right click, set as background, AND TILE THAT SHIIT! so bask in the blessing of ..... my sharona

RESET

starting from scratch...

i gotta get back into my EdmontonOnline days where i ate HTML for breakfast.

MAC > PC

i'm trying to do little twirks w/ this blog. but it only looks gnarly on mac's & hella gay on pc's. FML

THE POWER OF YOUTUBE

so the team hit up a "club" yesterday, not alota people dance at this "club" .... maybe just one or two people.....at a time, hhaha. and one of the songs they played was chocolate rain! i couldn't take that shit seriously, got my laugh on like a mo'fucker.

SUCK IT MOTHER NATURE

i'm supposed to be wearing my beanie as "fashion over function" tilted to the side exposing one ear. but you're too much of a bitch to let me express my individuality (ahahah).

MAC MINI CONCEPT

this shit goes hella hard, and the red is so meaaan!

FUCK P90X

MR. BEAN'S HOLIDAY

so i just finished watching "Mr. Bean's Holiday" on movie central. maan i dont' give a shit if that only got 2 stars from critics, that flick was 11/10 in my heart. that took me back to sunday nights either on CBC or the french channel .... ohh especially during christmas, that show was the shiiit.

sidenote: mr. bean's "love interest" in the flick isn't all that bad, i'd beat it. emma de caunes welcome to the baby mama league.

JSCA: THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM

if u guys forgot about the whole "JSCA" label, get familiar HERE!

a friend of mine recently told me about the the band "the gaslight anthem". shiit since then it's been in high rotation. to me, their sound is like if "the killers" and "the thrills" had a baby, and then hit puberty. on the real - this is some QUALITY music.

this is definitly JSCA (jeeprox street cred approved). go out and legally cop the album torrent their "the '59 sound" album.

MOTIVATION

this pic shows me at my natural state - all up in my crib in my underwear.... one year ago, add hair and maybe 30 extra pounds and you have joaquin phoenix me now.

i know you see that filipino version of the last supper, that's on some steller FOB shit right there. i got 25 more days into this competition, and a life time battle to somehow get back to that state.

"COOKING" WITH LF

i thought it would be rad if i documented the process of me prepping for a block party i was heading to that night ... & BAM! i gave birth to a new segment!

RECIPE:
1 JAR OF "RED" or "PURPLE" KOOL-AID
HELLA SUGAR
A SHOWER-HEAD

BUSTIN' THROUGH THE WALL

OHHHH YEA! KOOL-AID BAAAABY, I GOT THE RED BY THE GALLONS!!!

TWITCHIN' FOR TWITTER

cot damn, i don't know why.

it started with EO, then nexopia, after that it's myspace, then crackbook . . . . AND NOW i can't fucking get enough of twitter.

WHY you ask? you can twitter your homies and SHAQ all in the same time! FML (yea that's right, i'm picking up on the whole acronym cyber lingo)

PRECIOUS MOMENTS

this shit is random - hella glad i had a camera on me handy. ima show this to my future niece/nephew and be like BAM misssstake, with love :)

... what rhymes with quest crew?