later skater

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nump - going back to P.I

i know it's been more than a minute haha - but i've been hella busy w/ work & shiit. BUT today is my last shift, then i peace the FUCK OUT! man i'm hella unprepared, i'm not ready physically nor financially hahah. so yesterday i threw a lil sociable gathering, but i wasn't really in the mindset & shit - i think my hermit ways have overpowered my ability to party haha, gravy baby. i got the rest of summer, maybe philippines will bring out the jungle like moogly shiit in me.

i think the song above is hella appropriate to go hand in hand w/ this last post before i peace. iight, so imma try & shit to post while i'm up in the p.i but i can't promise shit...(who am i even talking to? welll all i know is that claire is a frequent reader, so this is to you claire haha)... but i'll take hella pics. so when i return i got alot to show. unlike vegas/cali when i had no real pics to show that i was ACTUALLY there haha. iight so with that, i leave ya'll a video w/ marv perving out :) see ya'll in a minute.

25?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo ft. kanye west - because of you (remix)

what it iiisss! so i'm kickin it in my bed watchin heroes after a long day. i worked 9-1 worked out 1-330 and then headed back to work for 5-9, hella not cool. so yesterday was pretty funny, me poca kicked it w/jose, ate & her friends. we laser tagged it up & bowled. k first of all, fuck laser tag. what was this shit? everybodys points were like 300 000+ but MY fucking score was 25!

BESIDES that fact, i'm still the shit :) ANYWAYS imma leave ya'll w/ a vid that's hella sweet.

congrats

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b5 ft. diddy & bow wow - hydrolic

so i'm laying here in bed & i just finished watchin (only because i was lazy to reach for the remote....yea that's it) lizzy mcguire. i think it was the last episode, cause they just finished middle school and she finally kissed gordo awww :) oh lizzy u preteen chubby trick.

ANYWAYS, why i'm really posting is because the 4 month secret has finally been revealed. jose finally proposed to my sister - congradulations braa. they been going out for what 5-6 years already? but i only started liking him 2 years ago - all good haha.

&&& on top of that:
7 DAYS UNTIL the P.I.

RANDOMPHOTO;

robyn x me x sister x jose; vegas baaby '06

merry christmas :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. ray j - bed

i've been up since 8am & i've been laying here for about two hours. i got some christopher reeves going on. my neck, my back, my pus..hahha. but ye i'm hella sore, fuck the gym today. i don't even wanna leave my house - i can see from outside my window that it's fucking snowing agian :( . . . but i only have to endure this shit for what? how long lance?

10 DAY COUNTDOWN BEGiiiNS

so since i've finished school i've started a new routine, it pretty much consists of:
wake up, go the gym, goin to tc looking like a dirtbag in my gym clothes w/ the homies as they eat, go home shower, work, sleep & repeat.

well i think i should get outta bed, i've been wanting to pee for about and hour and a half, maybe i'll check to see if there's any christmas presents to unwrap :) later skater

call me jt... cause it's time for summer love

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; unk ft. t-pain & jim jones & e-40 - 2 step (remix)

fuck school, it's summmer tiiimmmmme :)
13 more days till i peace the FUCCCCK OUT!

man i'm hella glad i'm outta school for 4 months, well fucking deserved - yadidimeaaan? well this shit is comin out live from the shitter, ya diig? i don't give a fuck! i'm done school bitch! HAHAHAAHAAA

i'm on my throne takin my victory shit on my first year of colllege. now i'm ready to get dough like croutons & make bread like crousaints!

deja vu

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; pretty ricky ft. sean paul - push it baby (remix)

so this post ain't comin outta psyc 105, since i'm done and over w/ it - ya
diiig, this post is comin live n straight outta the K, or more so from my
room ...in my bed......while i'm laying here watchin the weekenders :)

i think i deserve a couple hours to myself before i relive last week all over
again. yet again, this weekend is devouted to studying; however, this
time it's for eng101. i'd rather fight a fight a cougar than to do my final
for it. there's four parts to the test:

• Grammar: should be iight, but considering my how i just spelt "iight" :(
• Excerpt analysis: where she doesn't give the title or author, where she chooses five outta thirty works :(
• Long answer: dealing w/ the 4 major works we've dealt w/
• Essay: worth fuckin 50% & is 5 pages...but fuckin (do the "show me what u got" wave) yeaaa both sides count as ONE, so that's like 10 pages.....now where's that cougar

sooo you probably won't hear from me until monday after the final, wish me luck diary.

one small step for man...

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang - shame on a nigga

one small step for man...one huge leap for a hermit.
today was my first time gettin' outta my house since friday after work.
shits pretty extreme, i fucking bleed psyc 105 - "what chu know bout
psychodynamic behavior therapy biiiitch?" haha. well sadly, this is as far
as the post goes - i'm headin' back to the books. if knowledge is power,
call me the incredible hulk :)

love,
Mr. Psychology 105

happy easter

i thought i'd just shout out everyone...or just me if i'm the only one
reading this a happy easter!

so before my family had supper, outta no where my mom asks me to
say grace. i'm not actin up like it's stupid or anything - it's just that
i've...nor my family has ever done that, so she kinda put me on the spot.
so let's set the scenario:

i get up to eat from studying n shit & i'm in my underwear when my
mom puts me on the spot......(clears throat, and adjusts the garments
so my ham won't flash the ham on the table):

"thank you God....for mom and dad..because they made this food. thank
you jesus for rising like a pheonix (do a hand motion of a bird)....thank u
cadbury mini eggs & i'm guessing rabbits too.. thank u for letting us paint
eggs because apparently that's how we're suppose to celebrate your
resurrection..amen"

alright i'm going back to the books - uno.

i <3 millwoods

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; busta rhymes - in the ghetto

yet YET again, i'm postin up my shiit in psyc 105 & sadly this will
be my last time doing this - WOOOOO i'm done school, yessir.
soo ye i jus got two short blabs to blurt before i try to "focus" back
into my lecture.

yesterday i hit up TD to deposit some "cash-moooooney", but the TC
branch was closed so i swooped by my home away from home millbourne.
man that place brings back so much memory from K through 9.
so i'm standing in line, then i hear from behind me some mom blasting
on her kid for walkin around the mall w/out her. i turn around and
the "kid" is like 20yrs old. i ain't sayin the dude was handicapped or
whatever, but yaknow. so this old bag looked like that fat chick that
turned into a zombie from dawn of the dead that ran like a cheetah
when she was a zombie. ANYWAYS, this dude was like,
"NOOO, CHRIS SAYS NO.....CHRIS NEED GUN...BANG BANG...CHRIS YA"
he sayin this shit beside me while i'm standing in line @ the bank. i'm
like, "this motha fucka is SERIOUS?"...well the mom comes in and starts
this big ass scene...and that's when it hit me...i love millwoods.

the other story isn't really as long, but as i was gettin on the 71 from TC
this morning, some old bloke came off the bus and was like, "fuckin'
cunts shit bitch" ....and that's pretty much it, and yet i repeat again
- i love millwoods

RANDOMPHOTO;

another skydive pic; (8) we stay fly, no lie, u know this - BALLIN! (8)

how you gon' rip me like this

alright alright - this is gon' be a first, i don't usually vent my
shit but it's kinda funny so it's all good.

let's set the scenario:
so i'm in my big blue limo coming home from gmac and i'm
sittin in those two-seater benches that face each other in
the back. this biiiiig ol' lady decides to sit beside me @ first
i'm like iiight all good - no other seat so whatever. boy, i
shoulda got up - it was like i was havin a three-way w/ her
and the back of the seat near me. shiit was fucked, i couldn't
move & ON TOP OF THAT, she had some habit of clenching
her ass cheeks ery' 10 secs. every time she clenched she created
some sort of vaccum that sunk me deeper into her abyss. like
any other motor-vehicle trip i managed to fall asleep.....
.......even before i open my eyes i can feel the clenching on my
hip + left arm + shoulder + face....so when i open my eyes, i see
there's empty seats...the fuck? the bitch still didn't move :(

virgin thighs

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang clan - liquid swords

it seems i have a trend of posting shit on my blog during my
psyc 105 class haha, all good. so it's been a min or 2 since i've
checked back in. before this class i just had a lecture w/ two
guest speakers in my edfx-200. it was pretty rad, they gave
me alota encouragement & shit to become a teacher & my prof.
called me a thug :)

soo i've been following through with my workout program so far.
& i've been tryin to get into more cardio and leg exercises, but HOLY
SHIT my thunder thighs have become sooo sooo tight, it hurts hella
bad. so after this class is over imma head over to the 108 building,
to do some cardio in the pool (at least the water will cover up
potential armpit and back sweat stains hahaa). uno.

love,
LANCE

RANDOMPHOTO;

forget sky-diving, look @ the size of my package :)

the countdown begins!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; timbaland ft. dre & missy & jt - bounce

been a minute & i'm just fresh outta the shower. just got home from the
gym w/ teets & now i'm just killin' time till i head out to work.

so the official countdown BEGINS TODAY >> 30 DAYS UNTIL I PEACE
THE FUCK OUT & CLOUDHOP TO THE PHILSSSS.

ALSO, i have started my venture into something that i've been plannin'
& daydreamin' for about a year... soo imma quit talkin & put my money
where my mouth is - ya diig? i know right now i sound like a jr. high girl
cause i'm like " i got a secret u know, BUT i can't tell u". but u'll know it
when u see it braa. holla @ u later mr.diary

love,
ambuLANCE

monumental

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; notorious b.i.g - everyday struggle

"no words, just emotions" - dane cook


sidenote; maan i sound like a fat kid w/ asthma...oh wait :(

we in the v.i.p haha

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lloyd - players prayer

what happenininin :) so i'm sittin on my couch workin on my last eng 101
paper - WOOO. then i just got 3 more projects to do after this :'(

got home from church a little while ago, this was probably my first time
going to church in a hella long time (because of work). maan u know how
usually "filipino time" is considered that they'll show up late. my parents
the exact opposite, well in the situation for church. we went for the 12:30
mass, BUT we left our house @ 11:20. we only live like 5 minutes away
from the church. it's like my parents were heading to the club trying to get
no line no cover or something. ohh well @ least it's good intentions & shit :)

RANDOMPHOTO;

summer bbq; fuckin eons ago

holy moly

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; fabolous ft. lil wayne - diamonds (remix)

deary manly diary,

so i've just snuggled myself into my seat for my psyc 105 class. & it
just hit me, i only have like two weeks left of schoo, i finish on the 5th
of april (yesssir). and THEN, i cloud-hop to the philippines pretty much
from a month from now :)

so it's not even friday yet, and i already know my plans for the weekend.
i'm heading to this new club called the hermit, haha. i'm just gonna dive
head first into a pile of studying and projects that i've yet again
procrastinated up until the last weekend to do my shit (oh lance, you
silly bitch).

so what have i been up to since monday? wellllll, on monday i've started
my "ryan reynolds program" haha & i hit up the mall yesterday w/ poca
and copped me another pair of vans for backstock.

well i'm out, i guess i should start paying attention in class now - later days

love,
longjohn-lance

the hulk

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; ryan leslie ft. jovan dais - fashion type

so over the weekend was st. patty's day. did i drink green beer?
nope :( ...BUT me and marvO were slizzin on green K. did we
see a leprachaun? fuck no, but we stole his pot of gold @ the casino!

besdies that, my weekend was pretty dry. i'm still fucking w/ that
yobo. & i copped a couple games from chrisy chris. me & marvO
almost finished ninja turtles, but i didn't know fuckin shredder
multiplies :( haha . oh yeaah, marvO also gave me the nextselection
mixtape, shit's fire. for a hella ugly dude, ryan leslie can lay it out.

sorry glenda :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; swizz beaets ft. weezy & kells - it's me bitches (rmx)

i feel pretty bad, today i called canada foster plan to cancel my donations
to my sponser child Glenda :( shiiit. i just got too much on my plate, i bit
off more than i could chew with trying to be a good guy (financially). i'm
gonna have to cut off one of my legs to get outta debt homiee.

well i'm off to work, then i'm getting ready for a weekend of
ultimate-nerdiness. gotta do some hella catching up on my shit. while ur
drinkin green beer, i'll be shedding blue tears...on my papers, then i'll have
to rewrite them - which will only cause me to cry more, fuck.

love,
lumberjack-lance

RANDOMPHOTO;

oh highschool, i got some dr. zoidberg claws going on :)

profanity games

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; omarion ft. loso & usher - ice box (remix)

i feel like i'm spending more time in the caf, than i actually do in my
lectures. haha all good @ least i'm refreshing my math skills while we
play egyptian rum fuck. but what's the deal with the names for these
card games? bullshit, asshole? haha.

soo my ...wait i'm just gonna stop for a second & go off topic.. MAN i
just saw that preview for dead silence or some shit? why the fuck
would someone want to see that shit? that shit is just as scary as
those webpages where u try to find waldo and that picture of my
exgirlfriend pops up screaming at u.....anyways, rewind. soo my day
was pretty chilled. i went to school, or rather the caf haha. after, i
swung by urge to get a couple touch-ups on my tattoos, and got fresh
off the blade when i got home. shiit, i gotta do my homework - one.

love,
loveable-lance

i'm in the car, he's on the ground

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. akon - on me

i'd like to start off & say - i'm a fucking grrrreat boyfriend :) my girlfriend
punches me in the dick and i still love her hahah. that's a story to tell my
grandchildren, "annnd that's why ur dad looks like a retard".

chris' birthday was pretty bumpin, regardless to the fact that it was @ iho.
me & kDUB stuck out like a sore thumb, i wasn't surprised if i walked into
the washroom & some cha-chi guy asked me to where's the soap at.
what was fucked up - is that we have no pictures to show for that night.
wait wait wait, let me rephrase that - we have no pictures of the guys,
but we got a picture of the birthday boy...and his birthday present haha.

on saturday we watched 300, maaan that shit touched my soul. so it's
official - ima drop out of school and i'm going to become a spartan :)
after the movie, we kicked it @ kevOn's crib. surprised chris with a
birthday cake & jus chillled. we watched some stand-up comedy of
jamie foxx, shits fucking hilarious.

RANDOMVIDEO;

jamie foxx blastin' ll x jlo x diddy; shit's 10 mins long but it's worth it

call me a hockey playa, playa!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj roli fingaz - notorious big mix

it's just a lil past midnight & i thought i'd post up a small biggie mix i
found that's on some '07 shit in memory of his death anniversary today

soo i just hopped outta the shower a lil while ago, because i'm fresh
off the blade. no, not no hockey blades or any of that shit (fuck hockey)
- but the barber blade homieeee haha. i'm just about to snuggle myself
into bed so i thought i'd just add a lil entry.

soo tomorrow we're heading out for lang's birthday, been a minute since
i've unleashed hermit lance outta his shell. i'll try to get some pics up'd
after the shindig & shit prolly on sat, ya diig?

love,
lightning-lance

fresher then a mint leaf

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; paul wall ft. jd - i'm throwed

aay aay. sooo i'm back @ it, i know i haven't been very consistent with
this blog but hey, each entry will be more special then since it isn't as
often haha. BUT, in return for a lack of entries, i thought it would be
kinda cool that i make my "SONGOFTHEMOMENT" 's be DOWNLOADBLE.
it's kinda useless for me to say the songs, if u can't hear them :)
remember, i'm not trying to post up fresh new shit all the time - it's
songs that i'm feeling for the moment while i'm typing my shit out,
yadidimeaaaan?

soo expect from now on to have something to fufill ur eargasm, while
u eye-fuck this text of my diary ;)

love,
laser-lance

sidenote: the links are only good for seven days, so get ur click on

i'm so old so old so old

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chamillionaire ft. snoop & busta - i'm not a criminal

been a minute. soo yesterday it hit me, marv, n floyd. we hella old haha.
we hit the mall in an attempt to find something to do, that failed. so we
went to the theatre & watched 23 ( that movie is hella fucked, i'm all
paranoid n shit now). ANYWAYS, yea sooo what did we do after? did we
hit fever? rum? fuck no. i was snuggled in bed by 10:30...oh man haha.
it's gravy though, i'm in hermit mode until april... then i'll unleash 8
months of supressed party lance into one night :) hahah, iight i'm out
diary - holla @ u when i got something interesting.

love,
lance

RANDOMVIDEO;

touchblue; haha this video reminds me of when i go to the washroom