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who knew someone made an bio-pic of lance

first of all - WOW. this movie is honestly up there with Ferris Bueller's Day off and Boyz N The Hood for my favorite movies. I know i've been a hermit lately, and so last night i frolicked and galavanted. did i go clubbing? naah. did i trip out on LSD and go to the zoo? maybe next week. but i was a badass and took time out of my studies, to head down to the theaters with kid-cali to watch Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist. son of a bitch that's a good movie. i swear it's like the directer (peter sollett) went in my brain and stole bits and pieces from my past present and future to make this film. after the movie we grabbed a bite to eat at fatburger and then popped some E and went to Y after hours. SIIKE, we went to my sisters crib and played wii w/ the newlyweds. what you know about bomberman 93 bitches? come eff with me :) i know i'm a rebel, but now it's back to the books. while i study i'm listening to the OST of nick and norah's, yea i'm a nerd i copped it after haha. dope movie, dope soundtrack. don't do dope before swimming - you can't hold your breath as long as you "think" you can.

nutella - ella -ella -eh- eh

what you know about sneaking a jar of nutella into the club?

so whew i just got home from our (LF, jen & vickyT's) new radio show - BENTO BOOMBOX! tune in every monday from 7 to 8pm to get a tummy full of music and gnarly conversations. i admit, i was uber nervous and had verbal dyslexia within the first minute of the show. i meant to say voice evaluation, not voice vagulation - my bad.
thanks for everyone that tuned in! in the words of the hard working men serving the country, "BIG UPS! RESPECT! BRAAA BRAA!" by hard working men, i mean the random black guy in the washroom that sprays cologne on my package whispering, "get that pom-pom".

prior to tonight, the weekend that just passed was DD's birthday. we predrank at her crib before hitting up club malibu. haha, before we left her house though my braa marvo got into a pickle outside on DD's drive way with some punk. So he hollar'd at us to come out. i was pretty faded already and once i heard f'dizl yell, "FIGHT OUTSIDE!" for some reason the first thing i grabbed before running out was two baking sheets :) i'm pretty sure you can still fuck someone up with that. regardless to my weapon choices, the punk tucked his sack back and went to his car.

american recession

put your hands up if you wipe your ass w/ $100 bills

where art thou?

currently being butt-effed w/ homework and family functions (no homo).

21 going on to 17

i'm 21.
my license expired
my passport is being renewed
i'm technically 17
fuck me

LF's 21 BARS

http://www.zshare.net/audio/193050105462858f/

i go by LF
i dropped the kid
i'm 21 now
on my grown man biz
celly bill is hella high international pros
no roaming charges so local calls is a no go
what it doo baby
leave ya weezy baby
like weezy f baby
when i f ya baby
and to my past
f ya baby
i respect ladies
but this bitch is crazy
humidifying i'm clearing the air
now who wanna be the ms. to
the man of the yearrr.
i can manage you like i'm ari gold
baby u sick - lemme catch a cold
i see you smiling - i comprehend
i see you smiling - ima apprehend
now i could extend on what i intend
but but imma leave it short and instead
just let the cards fall where they descend
holla @ him if u wanna boyfriend
cause u listenin' to a manfriend

RTA 147 - Law & Ethics

10:47 i was visually stimulated by this weeks issue of "vue weekly" being passed to me in a disscusion of sex exploitation in media.

10:57 still stimulated.

is it right? is it wrong? all in all it had gnarly innuendo photos, it was classy 'cause there was no cock shots.

i love college,
lance


p.s still stimulated - pick up a copy to decide for yourself.

supersoak that hoe... hoe=jeans

8:53am i wake up from the person beside me on the bus rustling her shit together as she gets off. why am i cold? i take a second to think about it as i take my backpack off my lap to secure a "no dirty hobo" buffer zone to the seat beside me. why is my backpack soaking? i finally get my shit together in my head. did i just piss myself? no. i unzip my backpack realizing that my water bottle had opened, filling my backpack of water destroying my hard earned 1 week of notes (haha).

i look down.

the genitalia region with a circumference of about a 6 inch radius all around drenched in what was water contained in my gnarly NAIT water bottle.

8:57am i panic.

9:00am i get off @ grant mac (i'm thinking i don't mind embarassing myself AS MUCH as i would at my own school) i run to the washroom and begin the drying process.

9:10am still wet

9:17 still wet and i realize that people are waiting to use the stall (p.s i'm in the handicapped one) and this whole time they haven't heard any dookie noises, just constant rubbing.

9:23 my pants are finally dry, the people are still outside. i pull a fake flush and act cool with my head high hahah.

DAMN!

hoooooooly SHIT! you lames can keep talkin' bout rihanna aka five-head (bigger than a forehead). my baby mama #172 Ciara covers the October cover of VIBE.

hershey kisses

i promise to..

..treat you better. no long late night creeping, no longer will i neglect you until you can't take it anymore then stuff you to an unbearable amount. i should know how to treat you, and i promise i can change. no more broken promises of trying to shape you into the way i want you - don't get me wrong i love you however u were to look, but i promise to change you and me for the better.

i promise you stomach.

penis post

dear knottwood.blogspot.com readers,

i know lance has posted two videos within 24 hours but it is prettty much impossible for me NOT to post this. i know lance would be preettty pissed that i'm doing this but i know deep down, i mean down south he'll know why i'm posting another (and the third) video within 24 hours. now i'm not too sure what the actual song sounds like, for the lack of ears. so if you wanna experience it how i did and probably for the better good, just mute the song. cassie ft. lil wayne - official girl remix.

love,
lance's penis

video of the MONTH

NEYO - MISS INDEPENDENT
i haven't really been a fan of neyo but this video is straight KILLLLLA! gabrielle union & keri hilson & LAUREN LONDON? HAVE MERCY

video of the week

justin timberlake skit @ the ESPY awards

watermelon

maan summer just zoomed by braa. i only got 12 days of summer left before i return to my cave of being a school hermit....

... and i'm fucking excited :)

dude trust ima get my nerd swag on. back-to-school shopping for me is the shiiit. i be all up in staples like a kid in a candy store, a fat kid. ghost busters pencil case? COPPED! unnecessary amount of multi-coloured post-its? COPPED! ahha jk

but one thing i always copped every year when i was in elementary was mr. sketch scented marks AKA magic marks AKA the cocaine gateway for children. i would just sit in class all day trippin balls over watermelon. i remember this kid that sat beside me would colour the rim of his nostrils with the watermelon marker just so he could discreetly get his fix.

now don't get me wrong - i had love for all the other flavours too (except for the black one - no racist haha. who would wanna smell black licorice?). but what always confused me was that why was the brown marker's mascot a teddy bear? i've never smelled a teddy bear and was like, "there's my cinnamon fix".

urine (you're in) trouble

i've surrended my liver to the almighty 2 6. countless transformations into dmx, words slurrin, vision blurrin, cup spillin, range rover pissin, wallet killing nights.

fight it man, $500 for public urination? fuck the system & fuck the police

webslinging asian

what's cookin' good lookin? langansia mamacita! haha

yesterday was a pretty eventful day. i don't know about you guys - but i'm running out of shit to do in deadmonton. how many times can you really go to west ed? haha. so me and f'dizl sporadically decided to do up some indoor rock climbing. MAAAAN, that shit takes alot out of you. and that harness hurts like a mo'fucker when your suspended in the air (but yo' package looks mad nuts - no homo) so before we got to do shit on our own, we went through a 20 min training course provided by a fly pro.

but yo - this fly pro is like fucking spiderman or those gummy hand gel things that you can whip at windows where they stick n shit. cause i didn't see her touch the floor once - she was just crawling all over the building. i swear no lie @ one point she let go w/ both her hands BUT SHE WAS STILL ON THE WALL! she wasn't even harnessed or nothing. she was "boulder" climbing, that's right i got my rock climbing lingo on (that's what $26.99 buys you).

another highlight was when f'dizl was climbing and i was his "spotter". haha he went too far left so that when he lost his grip he swang like a pendulum doing the superman in the air haha.

i felt pretty good after that adventure, except for the fact my hands were permanently in a tiger-like or the "i'm air-boob grabbing you" position. but it's killer now, my forearms feel like i went on a adolescent teen "finding himself" marathon.

later love,
LF

boats & hoes

3am phonecall

if you are the same person that called me this mornin & you ain't hella ugly - holla back. and if you are - sorry you got the wrong number haha.

r.i.p nanay

you spent your time raising your grandchildren yet you had the heart/time to raise me and others with the same amount of love as you did with your own. i remember eating instant chicken soup while watching half of teddy rupxin until you came and switched it to either repeats of lawrence welk on pbs or the young and the restless.

i've never been a big fan of hospitals/funerals. but you're worth it. i walked into a room seeing people i haven't seen in over 15 years. and every conversation i had varied in different forms of,

"wow you're so tall and gwapo now - you used to have such a big head and ears and cried alot"

yeah - it was hella awkward and uncomfortable. but if you were willing to put up with me throughout my childhood - i'm willing to return the favor. thank/love/miss you

my baby's mama covers complex

first of all:

fuck you diddy if the rumors are true about stealing cassie from me.

catch her on the cover of complex that hits newstands on august 12 ;)