Thursday, February 15, 2007

bye reading week :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chris brown - say goodbye

soo i'm siting in my psyc 105 class & i have to papers that are due

tomorrow, which i never stared ( ooh fuck ) . but thankfully i've
gotten extensions on both papers - i used my suave moves. soo
that's pretty much my reading week is pretty much gone because
i only have two days off throughout the week as well. so after this
class i'm off to home to help my sister move her shit to her new place
... why oh why is she leaving me :( on the plus, her room will become

the new work out room - BOOO YA.

yeserday was valentine's day & me n poca went out to lux for supper.

son of a bitch, the food was good - but that shit fLUXtuates ur bank
account haha

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x chris; summer '06 "wordlife"

Monday, February 12, 2007

where art thou wentworth?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; 3 6 mafia ft. chamillionaire - dope boy fresh

i figured today i'd get a head start on my papers & shit so i could

clear the rest of my night for, "mama to watch her stories" haha.
so when 9pm rolls around i see that motherfucker mr.24 on my
screeen. ohhh well, @ least heroes was there for me :)

so i caught up w/ one of my profs today - and i was able to get

an extension on one of my papers, BALLLIN! haha so i got only
2000+ words for friday

RANDOMVIDEO;

me x poca; vegas vaca & the abundant of porn they have to offer

Sunday, February 11, 2007

untitled

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; simon & garfunkel - fakin' it

dear manly-diary,
nothing really eventful w/in the past couple days. same ol' shit
but i did see the marine yesterday, that shit is like a bunch of
preteen kids made the plot. explosion after explosion, but hey
i can't really knock it - i was pretty into it, i did most of the shit
in the movie w/ my action figures when i was younger.

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x stuart; kickin' it @ dylan's crib - summer '06

Thursday, February 8, 2007

4000 to go

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; mims - this is why i'm hot

1. fuck busses & 2. fuck the weather - maan this shit is hella bunk.
so i haven't been really able to get back into school-nerd mode since
my winter break. fucck i've been procrastinating two research papers
for over 4 weeks; i'd rather fight a cougar than to do this shit.

(2000 words + 2000 words) x lance suckin' @ papers = fuuuck me :(

RANDOM PHOTO:


me x dustin x robyn x byron; @ hudson's for byron's birthday

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

tsunami palms

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo - because of you

so i'm sitting in my psyc 105 class, i just finished my first presentation
in my edfx 200 (introductory to teaching). & shiiiit i was i hella nervous
before i got up there i was ingulfed in a pool of sweat, i was jitering like
i was a robot w/ terrets (?). oh well it's over n done with haha, @ least
i got a couple of laughs - i think? i kinda had a mental black out in the
midest of everything. and shit - i just got back my psyc 105 midterm
back ahha i got 69% ( what a promiscous grade ).

well i'm off to go & finish the last session for my panel tattoo, HOLLLA
edit: just got home from NOT the last session - fuck one more session :'( feb. 20

Saturday, February 3, 2007

yodo mother fucker :)

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; new kids on the block - happy birthday

song goes out for my homie big mark, one-nine mother fucker wooo
so i just got home from work, and i have finally caved in into the society
of obtaining a video game console :( tear. it's no wii or ps3, but a YODO!
it's pretty much a machine that plays the original nintendo games, pretty
fucking dope. bought "skate or die" w/ it for now, until i head back to the
phils & snatch the rest of my old nes games.



1st of many

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; am kidd - idiot

so as i was in the process of nerding it, i came across a folder
w/ an abundant amount of pictures circa 2001-2007. so i got
some pretty random shit - so time to time ima jus put up a
pic w/ a short blurb & shit :)


summer '06 x stolen car x honour student pose haha

Friday, February 2, 2007

OPA!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; ashanti ft. jim jones - you can't deny it

dear diary,

first off - fuck oprah BUT her show yesterday was bananas
there was these two dudes that were doing some crazy
cirq dolay sol (?) borderline gay shit - but it was off the chain

so it's 8:04pm & i'm sitting @ home on a friday night. woo
jus got home from whyte w/ teets & marvo - had calamari,
i can only garuntee taco shiits within the next couple hours.
well since i'm @ home i should catch up on my studies, but fuck
that - LET'S NERD OUT MY BLOG :)

love,
lance

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

KFHV - knottwood's funniest home videos

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nas - can't nobody

dear mr. creeper,
here is your first taste @ a glimpse of the homies in kDUB

this is my first home vid on this, and my first upload on youtube
hooorah!

sidenote: we were playin sociables. don't fuck w/ the shit drink
it's beer, vodka, milk, redbull, jagermeister, rum - HOLLA!

p.s i'm lactose intolerant :(

wouldn't get FAR

ay ay what it issss mr. diary,

been a minute - but it seems like a year, cause it's christmas again
ahah. it's fuckin HELLLLA cold outside. i guess that's edmonton for you
- shiit

sidenote: i didn't get far working out by eating wings before w/ floyd :(
i might of had sharted on a girl behind me while i was on the tredmill :)

who wouldn't get far? fuckin' them rap stars, put
your hands up LADDDIIIIIES!!

Sunday, January 28, 2007

A.K.A

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the thrills - not for all the love in the world

what's yooo naaame? lance aka weekend hermie aka mr. i BLEED PSYC!
mhmm, so i compressed the FOUR weeks of studying into ONE weekend.

so it's 10:37am, i should be in eng101 right now - but i'm sitting here in
the LRC, reviewing my shit for tomorrow's midterm
. . . & it hit me, i'm a fucking nerd.

random photo

hamburgler & grimmus <3

Thursday, January 25, 2007

POR QUE!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; richboy - throw some d's

so i was successfully able to drop anthro 101
& i got a refund on that shiit too - BALLLiN!

so i went through another session yesterday
going @ my tattoo - my arm looks like i was
fucking catwoman or something haha, but i have
faith in kev (URGE2 STUIDOS) for the final session.
"my body marked up like a harlem subway" haha

maaan, i got my first midterm for psyc 105
on tues - and i'm hella unprepared :(

but on the plus note:


LET IT RAIIIN - NOW CLEAR IT OUT DORA

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

smokin smokin TREES

random vid i came across - hella ghetto ... but fucking cool
ALL @ THE SAME TIME

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

why the fuck?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; am kidd - and i know

dear diary...that's hella manly - as if it's on steroids,

i feel pretty good about this blog (so far). but why am i
actually doing it? well diary i'll tell u. it all started back
when i took a year off school - i thought it be good to @
least keep my penmenship legible-ish by writing journal
entries if i wasn't writing notes down & shit. well that failed
horribly, i had like two entries that look like chicken scratch.
nah nah, like chicken shit haha. o well - i thought this would
be a better idea:

1) i'm kinda a computer geek - so it's a little easier to maintain
2) i'd like to share my "emotions" (tear) w/ whoever else is reading it haha

i'm like an open book . . . or an open blog. eh eh? no? fuck you

love,
lance

p.s. don't be shy to comment, yadidimean?
it's fun to read what u write, after u creeped my shit :)

Potty Mouth

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; elephant man - jook gal

so i'm sitting in my anthro 101 class & i'm confussssed as fuck
my prof sounds like a cross between rafeeki (?) from lion king and
elephant man. i'm just waiting for the bitches to come through
the door and start ponnin' de replay. i hope i'm not too late to
drop a class w/out academic penalty, cause daaamn
i'm hella confused - sorry poca ur on ur own in this class :)

side note: i feel that i have to change my habits of swearing,
i'm a fucking potty mouth


Monday, January 22, 2007

r.i.p iFAB x QK x BaDBoi22

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; busta rhymes - NY shit

somebody call an ambuLANCE haha. w/in a hand-full of years
i've had a variety of usernames. seriously? badboi22, shiiiit :\
well rest in peace to all of 'em haha. well not really iFAB, i
still fuck w/ that haha - just not w/ nexo, cause i feel like a
ped on it BUT i'm not shittin on it or anyone that uses it.

digitally devirginized

today marks the day that i have been penetrated by blogspot.
so let's set the ambiance w/ my homie from bankhead - "ti" haha