iphone - do uphone?

so the 3G iphone is being released today! i know the whole slogan is twice the speed, half the price. but for us canadians? BULLSHIT haha. does that mean i won't be willing to dig out possible $500+ for it? uhh fuck yea i will :)

i've been fucking around w/ teetz iphone since he's had it & that machine can pretty much do anything. phone, mp3, gps, web-browser, do the dishes etc.

but there's one thing that this iphone doesn't have. motherfucking snakes. nokia 3310 bitches.