home sweet home

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; brownman revival - sorry na, pwede ba?
**hella chill song***

harrrooooo :) i just touched down last night & i'm impressed of the weather (it's not that bad). BUT what the fuck is up with the gas prices? hoooooly shit! so my circadium ryhtmn is all fucked up, i woke up @ 2pm today & i ddin't fall asleep till 7 in the morning.

right after i jumped off the jet i dropped off my shit & headed over to glico's to meet up w/ the homies to kick it. we ended up gettin sloppy off the K until 4 in the morning.

i'm glad to be back & shit, but imma hella miss my family back in the p.i - if any of u guys are sitting in BQ mall on the top floor, HOLLA!

so i'm in the midst of unpacking all my shit & getting settled again, but by the next post i should have some pics up :)

p.s. i brought back a sweet stache tan.....or that's what i'll tell ppl :) don't shave ur face in the p.i if u just got sunburnt :(

it's DARKNESS everybody!

it's about 40+, breathing is minimal & sweating is maximized...i really don't know if i spelt those words correctly, but i'm on vacation (good excuse).

i've only recently started to try to get back into my "ryan reynold" diet, because it seems that my daily meat intake has always involved chicharon & i've finally tasted ecstacy....by ecstacy i mean jollybee spaghetti.

i'm leaving to head back home on the 26th, so people get ready to get shitfaced on either that saturday night or on sunday night. i've come out of my "no drinking" coma, because i've been getting sloppy every night on red horse - ya diiig!

ohh yea, hella random - i met boom boom bautista, that was pretty fucking rad :) alright i'm out to head to a cock fight, fuck computers - PEAAAAAAAAAAAACE

red neck...literally

well it's been well over a week, but @ least this time i've got shit worth writing haha. man, oh man first off - don't be surprised if u see me bust through your wall screaming "OHH YEAA" cause i'm hella red like kool-aid. but maaan i'm fucking loving it here. we went snorkling (?) yesterday, ni99a i FOUND nemo i even had one of those "fullhouse symphony music playing in the background when uncle jesse & michelle come to conclude a problem" moments, i was like "daamn this shit is breath-taking". ahah

i got a shit load of pictures, its just that i have nothing to help paint that picture your trying to create haha until i get home to upload the shiit. so the whole me getting veneers cheap in the phils is gone. but it was still a trip, i don't trust no dental clinic beside a cockfighting arena. soo this'll be yet another weekly post because i leave to manila tomorrow, so i probably wont be back until i gotta pay another "minimum payment" on uncle visa or auntie mastercard :(

so i've been mostly doing window shopping for myself lately cause i'm fucking godzilla here. pants are shorts, and shorts and bikini bottoms on me.

i feel pretty good, i thought i would keep needing a "facebook" fix every 5 minutes but i've been preeettty good this is only my 2nd time since the trip haha. so i'll holla back diary in another weeek!

later love

greetings from the future

yesss it's me bitches. lance from the future, well one day ahead from kDUB time :) soo i'm into my second day of being in the philippines & i've already touched the computer haha. i'm "chillin" in an internet cafe w/ my braa to my left, my poca to my right, and my ate & jose behind me. & by "chillin" i mean chillin because there's actual A/C up in this bitch. outside is fucking 38+, homie it's like i'm chillin w/ satan out there. but ye, besides that i've jus been chillin w/ the fam - everyone is still stuck on the whole awkward "i haven't seen u in three years" kinda shit. but hopefully that'll blow over by the end of the week. but ya i jus wanted to say a quick HOLLA, before i continue my journey to find me some hella cheap kicks haha.

p.s. i'm already getting fat...and i repeat, it's only the 2nd day into my 4 week vaca :(

love,
gr. 7 fat lance