guilty pleasure

before the "phenomenon" of cloverfield, i admit - i was one of those compu-nerds trying to find out what the eff it was 6 months prior and up to the opening date of 1-18-08.

my name is lance, and i'm addicted to viral sites. sadly enough i still check out blogs that talk about "1-18-08", and when i think i'm out of junkie-like trance of their updates i get another fix. turns out there has been this spread over the internet about this film? project? i have no idea (which only makes me research this more). it's called ALADYGMA. if you got alot of time on your hands (lance pushes his nerd-bifocals upwards into the right position on his nose), then i suggest you check it out.

p.s. ya, i know it's a friday night & i'm @ home looking up this stuff :)

hold please

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; damien marley ft. stephan marley - the traffic jam

sadly i'm gonna have to pause my dreams like a comma, just for a little bit. tomorrow i'm venturing off to a new job, so i gotta see how it all works out - once i get the ball rolling knowing my set schedule.........

....K-D-U-B radio will be up and running :)

you know how i know your gay?

...you liked atonement

i spent my yesterday chillin' w/ P watching atonement and the darjeeling limited. my heart was set on renting i am legend, but due to the lack of copies @ your local millbourne rogers video we went with a forced plan B from P. i won't even front, by the time the credits were rolling for atonement - i was already on my feet applauding the tv. that movie is hella good, cause you know there were some shots of manly men in the army doing some heroic shit - it's not that i liked the movie because o the complexed storyline and great love story....that's right lance, keep telling yourself that. don't think i'm soft, i'll scissor kick you in the chest after i punch your neighbour in the face just to set an example ahha.

soulja boy - pop it like a pimple

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happy st. patrick's day!

i may be half an hour too late to be posting this, but it's better late then never! right?

this has nothing to do w/ st. patrick's day, but there's alota green in it? you do the math. but this KINDA foreshadows st. patrick's day. i ain't racist, but you know when white guys are drunk they all do borderline gay shit, "what! skyler passed out? tanner let's stick a carrot in his ass and take a picture of it".

penderazdoun

it's somewhere around 1 in the mornin' but something has been buggin out my brain since yesterday that i can't sleep.

i'm gonna throw down $5 saying that you can't guess t-pain's age. go on...you sure? maybe? you're wrong. last night i was watchin BET & "top 25 under 25" was on. and guess who was #25? none other than teddy verseti aka tallahassee pain aka TP aka teddy penderazdoun aka t-pain! who the eff would of thought that this chocolate-predator was under 25? i thought maybe this was some sort of shenanigan. so i wikipedia this robo-tone sex symbol & who knew. he was born in '84, making him 23-24...that's a damn shame. problem solved, goodnight

i like to play w/ myself

do work!

as i'm typing this, my hands are shaking like they're doing the harlem shake.... or harlem HAND shake? lance you silly bitch. ANYWAYS, i'm not too sure why? maybe the aftershock still from boxing haha. braa it was bananas, imagine 5 flight of stairs - imagine going up and down that shit 15 times. i'm pretty sure i pissed myself around the 7th flight. did i sweat? helllll nah, baby i glisten - that's it.





in the words of Chistopher (Big Black) Boykins, "DO WORK"

dj dopey ain't got shit on me

haha joke. i was hella bored & i wasn't sure how to ACTUALLY record it - so i did it up ghetto styles of just recording my laptop screen.

tunnel vision

KW says: hey maan, i gotta make use of my time...& porn is overrated
ms. X says: gross
ms. X says: i still can't believe i watched porn with u guys
ms. X says: how can guys watch porn together
ms. X says: it's just awkward
KW says: well that's not sexy porn
KW says: but when we DO watch porn porn
KW says: we make imaginary boundries
KW says: and buffers so we don't come in contact w/ each other
KW says: cause that would just be borderline gay
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: still it'd be awkward
ms. X says: like super awkward
KW says: tunnel vision my friend
ms. X says: omg
ms. X says: LOL
KW says: u know your gay if you use ur peripheral vision while watchin porn w/ ur friends
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: it's hard not to
ms. X says: like u can see them
KW says: then ur totally gay
ms. X says: well i guess that's why i like guys
KW says: ...see it's weird, because we see you like a dude - but i know you have a no-no-palace
KW says: soo i'm not too sure about you
ms. X says: a no-no palace
ms. X says: wtf is that
KW says: your vagaina
ms. X says: oh

6 hrs of employment-ish

I've been stuck in employment limbo lately. i got enough dinero to last me for a few months, but i feel i should be productive with all my time off (ps. i joined boxing! gigaton punch yo ass haha). but my few recent job choices have been - well, quite honestly have been contradicting my values & beliefs.

In mid-february i started a job as a data entry clerk in a collection agency. Little did i know that these jazz fingers would finish 1 month of data entry in 3 days, so they promoted me to a collecting agent. now, we all know behind that mean mug & tattoos - lance is softer than 2 ply charmin toliet paper. i don't got the heart to shake down people for g's. c'mon now fam, this voice of mine is not ment to be raised to overpower the angered motherfucker on the other line. they were ment to whisper sweet nothings into the hearts of all you KW-heads.

Not too long after my departure from being mr.telephoneman, i was givin the chance to become a LP officer. i am me, and no one else - so when i speak, i speak for myself. not sayin' i was a street-thug (millbourne bred homie!) OR something heaven sent (7rs of jr. serving - HOLLA master J) buuut i've been brought up w/ the belief of crooks over cops. now i'm not pointing fingers @ NWA for making me scream fuck the police, but i wouldn't be surprised if they were a helping hand. but why would i wanna turn into the people i feared when i was a little knucklehead back in the day while i looked left to right as a i pocketed that hubba-bubba in my back pocket.