Monday, August 27, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POCA!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; andrew e ft. regine v - that's why i love you

poca x me on our trip to the p.i '07; HAPPY BDAY P!

whaaat the fuck

dear diary,

my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.

love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

2 month anniversary <3

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bob marley - roots, rock, reggae

i jus wanted to give a quick shout out to my boo, we made it official for 2 months now.
i know me and you have had a rocky relationship, i wanna be with you for a minute - then i cut you outta my life. but i can promise you, i'm a changed man - i'm devoted, i ain't going no where baby....


...i will not shave my hair




june 22, 2007 i shaved my head for the last time - i will get dreads, period.

Monday, August 20, 2007

japanese bullet train

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nelly - wadsyaname

ay bay bay! ay bay bay! haha what's goood my love? well i've jumped the hurdle of the dreaded "back to work" monday, four more days to go!

so the weekend was pretty chilled, i went on a menage a trois w/ stu & pao to watch superbad. sidenotes: man that movie is heeellllla funny, straight up i could relate myself or someone i knew back in juniorhigh/highschool. to compensate for possible homosexual innuendos, we snuck in poca & her two B.D.L's (jenna&angie) into the movie (we ghettoo).

on saturday me and poca got our bolllywood on w/ mr. continental, glico & his chan ho nam @ new asian village on 34th. the place was iight, we came a lil late - so the buffet was closing in 20 mins, so i got my rick ross on on the buffet and whipped it whipped it real haaard. i don't know why i punish myself like that. it's not like i forget that my ass turns into a japanese bullet train within the next two hours of consumption :(

later that night we kicked it @ my bachelor pad, i'm rooming w/ this older couple - and for some reason they like me calling them mom and dad OR something like that. && me and the bollywood cast started fuckin w/ my magic-mic. maaan i didn't know i had actual good songs on there, we fucked w/ some lauryn hill & usher; balllliin! ahha

welll i think this post has satisfied your electronica libido my sweeet diary.

love,
lance


Saturday, August 11, 2007

"everybody loves kung fu fighting" - chris tucker

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b.u.b - deeper in love

maan oh my straight up if you haven't seen it yet - go watch rush hour 3. it was kinda short but MAN, it was mad funny. i actually clapped-my-hands-laugh followed by the fist to the mouth. chris tucker and jackie chan are the ying and yang to my laughter-loins.

on a side note, i'm sooo happy it's the weekend. i haven't ever really appreciated my days off from work until i started @ newlyweds. braa, that bitch is one whip crackin away from being a slave-house.

p.s. this is my first time in a long time staying up past 10:30pm - yaaa diiig? haha

Sunday, August 5, 2007

baaaaaallllin!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the video below haha

(8) DUH DUH DUH DUHHHH (8) yeeeee - i'm half way outta the hole my compadres! i don't really have much to say besides that. i really jus wanted to post this video that i saw on de's facebook hahah, shits hella niice.