livin' in HD

the only resoultion i got is a HD 1080i 47'' flatscreen sittin in my living room. haha

only a couple days till '08 shits all over '07. to be honest, 2007 flew by like a motherfucker! but prettty eventful. "please take us through it, chronologically & point form", diary. LET'S GOO!

• tatted up number 6
• pulled a kanye on college
• philippines
• left my dead end up after three years
• started another dead end job
• break up
• mexico
• make up
• break up
• make up hahah
• tatted up number 7
• got cut a fat cheque w/ stu
• got outtta debt!!!!

you ready '08? i'm money hungry! i'm ready to make that tuition money :) let's see those unecessary commas before the decimal point!

mURRy christmas!

it's just a little past 4:30pm on christmas eve, and i just finished my christmas shopping - HOLLA! man west ed is a fucking zoo, and i've been to that mall maybe over 10 times this month BUT for some reason i wait till the last day to actually get my shit done.

it hasn't really hit me till now with having the whole "christmas spirit". why? because the mr. bean christmas special is on :)

well this is short, just wanted to wish everyone a merry christmas!

g-g-g-gangsta lean!

number 7? holy cow, if tattoos were crack i'd be tyrone biggums!


as i'm typing this i have my right leg up in the air to relieve the pressure off my foot ( i kinda look like a cheezy porno mag spread). now i'm walkin w/ a limp, with blood clots staining my socks, GANGSTA! ANYWAYS, yesterday i went w/ my sister to get a "bonding" tattoo. buut we ditched the idea of getting similiar tattoos for the time being - so we just got "regular" tattoos? haha.

FIRST off i wanna say, my sister is a TANK! she sat through her shit like a champ. while i was watchin i was thinkin to myself, "this is gonna be a breeeeeze" ..... man am i a pussy

seriously that tattoo was probably the worse painful experience i've had out of all 7. i went hard on my chest for a good 8 hours and that couldn't compare to the one hour on my foot haha. i couldn't find my "zen zone", i was trippin out makin faces like a dipped my shlong in a cup of icy hot.. it was a mess.

but what was REAL trip was that while we were @ the shop, our artist (kev) was asking if we were related to a guy named rodney. i was like, "uhh not to sure - what's his last name?" "rodney fabiosa" (it was his previous client he did up a couple weeks back)....what the fuck? there's more than 4 fabiosa's in edmonton? LET ALONE CANADA? kev said he was around my age n shit, so that's hella random. buuut rodney, if somehow you read this - you better stay clear from urge. kev said something bout missing 2 appointments? time is money, and kev said he'd curb stomp your ass if he saw you again :) what a way to put our last name to shame and i don't even know you.

love,
i-have-a-mangina-because-i-skipped-out-on-work-cause-of-my-tattoo-lance

i am..

... a liar, good thing i'm not a scout. so i've been REALLY putting off bloggin for a while.

lately i've been having emo moments. not w/ my heart, nor my penis-heart, rather w/ my brain-heart (?). i'm going through the post-drop-out-of-school-(for funding issues, not cause i don't like school)-and-hating-work-because-i-really-wanna-go-back-to-school-because-i-have-money-now syndrome.

BUT i want to be investing my money+time into something that will a) interest me and b) give me money like a teenager gets acne. i've had alot of time on my hands lately so i usually jump into my wet-suit and surf the web for possible careers. && regardless to the endless list i've made, i'm still stuck w/ "is it interest over money? or the other way around"....cause heaven forbids i'd actually come across something that makes both ends meet.

i really want to say i'll post mexico blogs and/or photos - but i probably won't. that's a lie, i will. that's a lie too - but i will eventually...really.

actions speak louder than blogs

for those devoted readers, i'm still here (hey mom). give me a couple days, scouts honour :)

RANDOMVIDEO;

the real ebony & ivory haha

quickie

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; t pain - i'm sprung

OLA PUTAS! just touched down a couple hours ago, and i'm already fucking w/ my computer. that's called devoution, or nerdiness @ it's finest.

throughout the whole trip i had "i'm sprung" stuck in my head. actually i had it in my head inbetween marv's marathon of chris brown SLASH trey songz. so this song has been on repeat since i got home to get it out of my system haha. man t-pain is the shit :) well except for his looks.

BRB for mexico blogs

i've been workin all day, now i'm gone so cya

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; sleepy brown ft. big boi & pharrell - margaritas

i'm sitting on my floor w/ an abundant of shit all around me, trying to figure out what is critical to pack? stunnas, check. underwear, check. comic books, check. AND i'm set :)

i noticed yesterday that i'm lacking shorts for this trip. so i went on a quest today w/ my sis to find me a couple pairs of shorts. A REASONABLE theory would be that all the shorts would be on sale, with wanting to get rid of them for their winter stock. i was wrong :(

so i'm stuck w/ the dilemma of going back to what i did in high school. scrunching the legs of my pants up, and hold that shit up w/ rubberbands (gheettoo).

so today @ work, before i left i noticed all my co-workers writing on this big piece of paper. i was like AAAWWW, it's goin to be a "have a safe trip" kinda card. yet again, i was wrong :(


click on it for the full size. heads up, my nickname @ work is "porno lance"

take a mEMO

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the sound of my dad playing filipino christmas music

what's good? ME! what's hood? the extra piece of cloth that covers my head on sweaters.
lately i felt that i really only "need"ed to blog when some sort of event has just taken place, or in 7 day intervals. buut, you know, this is my shit - i created it, i can say whatever the fuck i want :)

i leave in under a week to mexico, weee! that'll be hella gnarly. i don't know really what to pack? or even to expect from mexico. all i got so far is a fresh pack of hanes boxer briefs & a healthy liver waiting to be raped by tequila.

hmm weak, i'm listenin to my playlist on shuffle & jt came on. usually he makes me wanna dance my heart out n shit ahha, but man his sad songs are SAD. like i'm not emo, but foooor real it's like he's singing about me, not to me cause that be h-omo (but hey it's jt, i wouldn't say no if he did want to sing to me. maybe he's lady-lingering powers would transfer onto me).

so over the past year i went through a phase where i thought i was a rapper. my rhymes were really weak - from "bitches" to money (which i was lacking both). but then a couple months ago, i started getting into poetry (but then i went from a "poser" to a "emo"). so i don't know what i'm really shooting for. i have no intentions on being the next lupe, but i think it's kinda fun playin w/ words & shit. sooo i decided to unlock the chasity belt to my "words", and here and there i'll post some of it? cool? cool :)

"dude i'm fucking cute"

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bow wow ft. omarion - girlfriend

(lance laying on his bed on his stomach w/ his legs wiggling in the air) DEAR DIARY.... hahah

so last night i lost my virginity, my virginity to high-pitched repetitive sounds while dancing my heart till 5 in the mornin. so marv/floyd/chris/stu managed to break down my preconceived feelings towards raves last night - cause braa that shit was hella crazy. but what was fucked up was that we waited in line to get in for fucking TWO HOURS! && i remember i had to pee hella bad w/ stu, so we just pissed around the stairs area in the west ed parkin lot, and when i turn around there's two guys, dressed up in what seemed to be the left over costume shit that ends up on the floor at zellers, standing behind me staring at me smokin:

"that was a really long pee man"
"yeah braa, did u guys need to piss too? it's all yours"
"no we're good"
long pause
"so why are u guys standing behind me?"
long pause
"that's a nice costume"
& that's when i PEACED THE FUCK OUTTA THERE hahaha

but yea man, i felt like i was reading a comic book when i was there - cause a saw a shitload of X-men. eh eh? ECS-men? ECSTASY? thank you thank you, i'm here all week :)

overall great night, who doesn't wanna love a teddy bear? haha

RANDOMVIDEO;

predrinkin before scream; 1:10, "have u guys ever gone 3 days w/out pooing?" - stuart

gr.7 lance had an icebox

been a minute since i've last blogged. couple a days ago i was @ the gym w/ teets and we were talkin bout shit back from junior high when all the filipinos went through the phase of thinkin they were korean (don't front homie, i know you were one of them haha). ANYWAYS, do u remember that korean music video called kiss? or some shit like that. did i have no heart when i was younger, or was i some sort of a fat kid w/ glasses slash cyborg? cause shiiit, i just watched that vid today and i ain't sayin i'm a pussy or nothing - but there must be something wrong w/ the heating in my crib cause my eyes were all sweaty.

a-dooo-kit

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; crank dat ryuuuuuuuu!

"lance, whats your plans for friday?"
"youtubing"

siiigh, it's friday night & i'm @ home. seriously, my parents get more hyphy than i do :( this is hella dumb that i gotta work tomorrow, buuut i do live by c.r.e.a.m so it's all good.

so i spent the most portion of my night looking up highlights of floyd mayweather jr's career on youtube, then i came across his vids from dancing w/ the stars. why oh why? that shit is for D listed celebrities, mayweathers is deee shiiiit! haha. anyways, somehow searching through that shits i came across a home video of some punks crankin dat, "now watch me DOOOOOO"

but what the fuck is this? i know i heard crank dat spiderman/aquaman/batman......but fucking forest gump? i was hesitant at first, but over the past hour i've done more cardio than i have my whole life. i've cranked dat ryu to crankin dat megaman. braa, $10 bucks - youtube anything w/ "crank dat _____", you'll find it.. ex. "crank dat millwoods suburban thug"

fuck braa, i think i got into this too much - somebody WIPE ME DOWN! hahaaha

nu uh, you can't tell me nothing

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the sound of my clippers to my head

so i guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks - i'm bald, fuck.

1 month hiatus

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; jay z ft. beyonce - bonnie & clyde

cough cough, oh my head - i feeel so sick.....of work :) so its a lil before 11am and hey, i'm @ home and not at work. i thought i jus needed a day to chill & recollect myself from the past couple weeks. alright dim the lights, we're gonna get emo:

i ain't really gonna pour out my soul n shit, cause we'll i'm not that kinda PERSON that messages comments to other people which really should be for their eyes only, but does it for the fuck of it for reasons i have no idea haha. but i feel this quote from this song applies to us,

Only time we don't speak is during Sex and the City.

She gets Carrie fever, but soon as the show is over

She's right back to being my soldier

.

.

.

i guess she was just watching the boxset, haha.

lechon hair

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; method man ft. lauryn hill - things they say

man oh man another saturday :) i'm so glad i didn't have to work today, cause i was running out of excuses to skip out on saturdays haha. i woke up this morning 'round 7 to a facebook mobile - ya diiig haha. so i thought why not make use of my weekend and popped in one of my dvd's that i copped yesterday. first off (lance stands up to start a slow dramatic clap that soon turns into a thunderous applause) "the outsiders" is the shit, it's kinda like a preteen version of "four brothers". the cast itself was fuckin gnarly, you had: the coach from mighty ducks, the white cop that sexually harrassed and saved her black ass in crash, oprah couch-stomper, the dirty dirty dancer, and the mother fucking karate kid! (plus two other guys that i can't think of a "funny"). these dudes were badass w/ the whole jean jackets and hair that looks like they scooped the grease from my left over dong pong lechon.

as i was in the middle of the movie, i hear my doorbell go off. my blinds are wide open, i'm sittin in the field of vision of anyone that walks by my house or is @ the doorstep...in my underwear. i don't know why i stood up, looked right at the mormons - they look straight back at me and sat back down. i was like, "this is MY house (not really), i don't gotta answer shit". so maybe 2 minutes go by, and then i hear knockin on the window AND THESE DUDES ARE LOOKING AT ME (the kinda look where their nose is molesting the glass w/ their hands on both side of their faces to "get a closer look") SITTING ON MY COUCH! so i did what any other tough millwoods thug would do. i paused my movie and went to my room for like 10 minutes waiting for them to leave, duh.



so i copped that movie w/ the beverly hills cop trilogy ( 2 for $30 holla!) and knocked up. straight up you can quote this shit, i liked knocked up more than superbad. don't get me wrong, superbad was hella funny but i wanted to "SUPERSOAK THAT HOOOE!" katherine heigl.

r-e-a-d--a--b-o-OKAAAY

SONGOFTHMOMENT; jay z ft. foxy brown & babyface - sunshine (remix)

so i'm taking a break from reading and decided to hit the computer. shit, it feels like i'm in school all over again. difference, i'm reading on my own will. i had a deja vu while i was reading though, you know when you're studyin into those wee hours of the night and you don't know until you look in the mirror, that your eyes are in the same squint as when your drivin w/ the sun in your eyes. speaking of school, i think i need to head back sooner or later, feels like i'm back in elementary, where i seperate all my ideas into a paragraph bonded by the glue of commas.

so to compensate for the lose of time that i'm not in school, i feel i should back track and re-read all those novels that i neglected and reduced myself to sparknotes.com. ie. the alchemist, life of pi etc.


thursday = payday >> payday = deposit for australia >> australia + mexico = i must be from harlem, cause i'm a globetrotter >> (australia + mexico) + current debt = working more overtime >> fuck

happy thr33 months

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj khaled ft. rick ross & flo rida - birthday
(8)i don't want no cake on my berday, i want my cake erday erday BiiiTCH(8)

i'm layin in bed & i can honestly say i've seen that music video for highschool music 2 where their gettin hella hyphy that it's summer n shit, maybe just a lil shy over 15582 times just in this morning. but it's not the same, i thought that vanessa hudgens was oh so fine until the dreaded night i received the link to her "saucy" photos. she looked like any other broke & bougie TC hoodrat - damn.

haha so yesterday was kinda funny. me stu and marv went to the travel agency to pay off the rest of our fees & shit, then i get a txt from P that she and her ma was stranded - so she gets this idea thinkin that me and marv can boost a car, bitch please. but if that gets girls - call me a fuckin grease monkey, HOLLA!

so congrats baby, we pushed through it - we fly together in any weather. happy three months hair :) oh yea, happy birthday to me.

...... so if u guys were beside me you'd know that this post is takin me well over an hour to write, i just came back from takin a beer shit & i noticed that i have a scar from yesterday on my neck, maybe it could pass for a hickie? badass? no? ok :( ANYWAYS i just walked into the kitchen to be overwhelmed w/ snuggles from my hippie parents as my mom was cookin pancit she said, and i quote, " i'm makin this for you, long noodles - long life (mom does a lil shuffle dance/laugh)"

everything seems so CLEAR...on EVERLCEAR

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chris singing britney spears - gimmi more

so it's a little past 2am, and im' sitting here drunk off of everclear watchin hannah montana. me and team kdub just came back from ....i THINK ivory club, but i know for sure we were @ dennys.

my eyes are tighter than my ass cheeks when it comes to money, i feel like i'm part of a chinese pop group. sooo me and team kdub (f-man, marky mark, mr. continnentntnal) and kaycee&angelie, kareoked our heart out for the mos tportion of the night. hella fun? hella yes :) . then yea we're drunk, i'm drunk . i'm full off of lumberjackc from dennys :)

well i'm off to bed nine, goodnight dairy.

love,
lumberjackLANCE]]

sorry if my shit is notyped good :) OH YEA, team kdub is now TEAM MEXICO, november7th BITCH

kiss the cook

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the dream ft. fabolous - shawty is a 10

whaat it is, what it iiiis! can u smell that too diary? sniiff sniff, oh - it's the mother fucking weekeend :) finally i can rest my fragile-butterfly body haha.

i can't really say much has happen w/in the last week. i'm just gettin my baker on, tryin to make that croissant & stack that shit like croutons. and hopefully turn that bread into taco shells, because f-man has been stirring up some shit && if all goes well, in november i'll be hearing, "AY PAPI!" haha.

let this post be the appetizer to your sexually charged eyes my diary, there will be more - oh there will be more.

love,
mr. 7am-330pm

nintendo "d.s" aka DA SHIIIIT :)

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; trey songz - can't help but wait

whaaaat it iiis! sup love, i'm back from the depths of the emo tunnel - slowly my music transitions are coming back to the norm. delilah is cranking that soulja boy prior to the thrills getting hyphy, haha.

so yesterday was pretty interesting - i got in touch w/ my inner gaming-asian. i kicked/pushed my way to teets crib to game out for a couple hours w/ mr. continental on the ps3 and ds - shits hella fun, but straight up playin that shit hurts my eyes like mad nuts. maybe it was caused by the factors of teets environment. don't get me wrong, i'm all about conserving energy, but brraa - i had to use the illuminating light from the ds to guide my piss into the toliet (haha jjoooke).

later on that night me, wahlberg, & fman hit up the ivory club just for the fuck of it. & u know what, that place is hella fun. i felt like tarzan in the jungle, i was 1 out of the 2 coloured ppl up in that bitch and i surrounded by cougars - yeeee diig haha. but nah honestly the place is all good to have a fun time.

RANDOMPHOTO;

back when i was 16 gettin' my first tattoo, bastos! whatta gangsta haha :)

443 days

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; john legend - ordinary people

i know usually when i try to make you listen to my choice of songs - you dont' see farther than the beat, but just listen to the lyrics.

youtube'd

just a hella good video that i've been playin over&over lately :) but why oh why, for filipinos - if u can sing ur either hella ugly and/or gay :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POCA!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; andrew e ft. regine v - that's why i love you

poca x me on our trip to the p.i '07; HAPPY BDAY P!

whaaat the fuck

dear diary,

my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.

love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance

2 month anniversary <3

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bob marley - roots, rock, reggae

i jus wanted to give a quick shout out to my boo, we made it official for 2 months now.
i know me and you have had a rocky relationship, i wanna be with you for a minute - then i cut you outta my life. but i can promise you, i'm a changed man - i'm devoted, i ain't going no where baby....

...i will not shave my hair




june 22, 2007 i shaved my head for the last time - i will get dreads, period.

japanese bullet train

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nelly - wadsyaname

ay bay bay! ay bay bay! haha what's goood my love? well i've jumped the hurdle of the dreaded "back to work" monday, four more days to go!

so the weekend was pretty chilled, i went on a menage a trois w/ stu & pao to watch superbad. sidenotes: man that movie is heeellllla funny, straight up i could relate myself or someone i knew back in juniorhigh/highschool. to compensate for possible homosexual innuendos, we snuck in poca & her two B.D.L's (jenna&angie) into the movie (we ghettoo).

on saturday me and poca got our bolllywood on w/ mr. continental, glico & his chan ho nam @ new asian village on 34th. the place was iight, we came a lil late - so the buffet was closing in 20 mins, so i got my rick ross on on the buffet and whipped it whipped it real haaard. i don't know why i punish myself like that. it's not like i forget that my ass turns into a japanese bullet train within the next two hours of consumption :(

later that night we kicked it @ my bachelor pad, i'm rooming w/ this older couple - and for some reason they like me calling them mom and dad OR something like that. && me and the bollywood cast started fuckin w/ my magic-mic. maaan i didn't know i had actual good songs on there, we fucked w/ some lauryn hill & usher; balllliin! ahha

welll i think this post has satisfied your electronica libido my sweeet diary.

love,
lance

"everybody loves kung fu fighting" - chris tucker

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b.u.b - deeper in love

maan oh my straight up if you haven't seen it yet - go watch rush hour 3. it was kinda short but MAN, it was mad funny. i actually clapped-my-hands-laugh followed by the fist to the mouth. chris tucker and jackie chan are the ying and yang to my laughter-loins.

on a side note, i'm sooo happy it's the weekend. i haven't ever really appreciated my days off from work until i started @ newlyweds. braa, that bitch is one whip crackin away from being a slave-house.

p.s. this is my first time in a long time staying up past 10:30pm - yaaa diiig? haha

baaaaaallllin!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the video below haha

(8) DUH DUH DUH DUHHHH (8) yeeeee - i'm half way outta the hole my compadres! i don't really have much to say besides that. i really jus wanted to post this video that i saw on de's facebook hahah, shits hella niice.

i got these cheeeseburgers

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; jojo - beautiful girls (cover)

so i'm kickin it & it's been an hour already from my post-shower after work...yet i still smell a hint of cheeseburger woffing from my fingertips.

soo i kinda lied about bloggin' more frequently haha. on monday i hit up "k-days" w/ poca &
money-hungry-marvin. why o why ? cause poca wanted to see her gorgie porgie. i was like, "iight all good. @ least i could see my baby mama keisha chante after". but no, fuck no - northlands agricom got fucking raped by mother nature. i swear that bitch turned into a scene in a twister movie. people were runnin' faster than fat kids runnin' to those mini-donut stands, shit was serious haha.

so i'm thinkin if i post shorter shit, i can post more frequently....let's see

love you long time lance

welcome to africa, bitch

SONGOFTHEMOMENT: ja rule ft. lil wayne - uh ohhhhhhhhhh

i'm turnin my white-tee into a wetnap and i swear i'm starting to develop an jamacian accent to go hand in hand w/ this HOT FIYAAA weather. BUT before i continue, big ups to the birthday mr. "chuckecheeeselifer" stuart mcbride! had the traditional bbq @ his crib yesterday, hella good food- big ups stuart's mom :) haha

been a minute (more like an hour) since i've blessed this blog with my tantalizing fingers typing sexual innuendos for you my love, my diary. so the dynasty of three years @ stokes has come to an end last thursday. && i've commited 40+ a week and my aching back to fulltime position @ newlyweds. @ the end of my shift i either smell like i stepped outta a bollywood movie or i had just "made it rain, then cleared it out" haha.

k i can't keep typing anymore my sweaty palms might cause a short-circuit or some shit on the keyboards if i keep going. i can leave the P.I, but the P.I can't leave me hahaa.

hope to holla back sooner than usual

love,
lance

t-t-t-totally duuude!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; akon ft. diddy & luda & lil jon - get buck in here

over the past week i've been "partyin like a rockstar" - i've been jammin my heart out w/ my homies on guitar hero haha, shits oh so hella fun but i get a bad vision trip after playin.

so i know that i've tried countless times but i'm going @ it again. imma try to get my hair growin, call me tyrese 'cause i'm already waist deep into the process....well i'm one day shy under a week without turnin on them clippers.

yesterday was canada day && i think it not ONLY hit me, but the other homies - that we might be a lil too old to be hitting millwoods park for the fireworks. don't get me wrong, the fireworks drew me back in for the love of going there. BUT SHIT! i t-t-t-totallly forgot about all the heat that we left behind in the highschool days. for a second i thought we were @ rum jungle. but then i think to myself, i can only garuntee i was probably like that back in the day (i try to black out memories of that kinda shit). so as i stood there watchin the whole roster of miami HEAT walkin around the park, i can only smile & hope they grow out of the phase sooner or later.

RANDOMVIDEO;

this was back in the P.I - && they were trying to sell t-shirts like crackheads, crank up the volume to here this shit haha

out on bail

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the cool kids ft. lil wayne - gettin it

first & foremost i wanna give say happpy birthday to my sister from another mister, yes the truth, you're adopted haha. joooke, happy birthday ate!

finally after 5 years i've escaped the bars and rails of a fouton-jail "bed". but yet i find it hella odd, i think this is the first bed that i've had (or that i can think of) - because before i was locked up in a fouton i was surfing my heart out on a waterbed for the most of my childhood.

it feels kinda weird, it changed the whole aoura (?) in my room - it's like i'm kickin it in a hotel room. & i've abandened the headboards @ each end of the bed, sadly i've fallen off twice but i'll get the hang of it sooner or later.

i know i haven't posted for over almost 20 days & my returnin words are about me changing my bed, but hey! it's a start - it's an ice breaker to rekindle my love between me and you my diary <3

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x boom boom x jose; dunno who that middle guy is? google that shit, it'll give me 10 more cooler points haha

sorry na

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; young jeezy ft. usda - white girl

alright alright, first i gotta apologize diary for not keeping your digital punani satisfied by my posts. it's just that lately i don't have time & shit for the computer :(

i've been hella busy lately, i'm hustlin hard - three jobs homie! i'm on my grind to get myself outta debt. &&& look @ the weather, it's too nice to stay the fuck inside. i'm sorry diary if i've left u feeling ignored, but i promise you i'm not cheating on you with another blog :)

this apology doesn't mean that i'm gonna start doing up posts every other day again - but @ least i'm apologizing & promise to post WHEN i do get the chance ... sorry love

love,
lazy-lance

home sweet home

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; brownman revival - sorry na, pwede ba?
**hella chill song***

harrrooooo :) i just touched down last night & i'm impressed of the weather (it's not that bad). BUT what the fuck is up with the gas prices? hoooooly shit! so my circadium ryhtmn is all fucked up, i woke up @ 2pm today & i ddin't fall asleep till 7 in the morning.

right after i jumped off the jet i dropped off my shit & headed over to glico's to meet up w/ the homies to kick it. we ended up gettin sloppy off the K until 4 in the morning.

i'm glad to be back & shit, but imma hella miss my family back in the p.i - if any of u guys are sitting in BQ mall on the top floor, HOLLA!

so i'm in the midst of unpacking all my shit & getting settled again, but by the next post i should have some pics up :)

p.s. i brought back a sweet stache tan.....or that's what i'll tell ppl :) don't shave ur face in the p.i if u just got sunburnt :(

it's DARKNESS everybody!

it's about 40+, breathing is minimal & sweating is maximized...i really don't know if i spelt those words correctly, but i'm on vacation (good excuse).

i've only recently started to try to get back into my "ryan reynold" diet, because it seems that my daily meat intake has always involved chicharon & i've finally tasted ecstacy....by ecstacy i mean jollybee spaghetti.

i'm leaving to head back home on the 26th, so people get ready to get shitfaced on either that saturday night or on sunday night. i've come out of my "no drinking" coma, because i've been getting sloppy every night on red horse - ya diiig!

ohh yea, hella random - i met boom boom bautista, that was pretty fucking rad :) alright i'm out to head to a cock fight, fuck computers - PEAAAAAAAAAAAACE

red neck...literally

well it's been well over a week, but @ least this time i've got shit worth writing haha. man, oh man first off - don't be surprised if u see me bust through your wall screaming "OHH YEAA" cause i'm hella red like kool-aid. but maaan i'm fucking loving it here. we went snorkling (?) yesterday, ni99a i FOUND nemo i even had one of those "fullhouse symphony music playing in the background when uncle jesse & michelle come to conclude a problem" moments, i was like "daamn this shit is breath-taking". ahah

i got a shit load of pictures, its just that i have nothing to help paint that picture your trying to create haha until i get home to upload the shiit. so the whole me getting veneers cheap in the phils is gone. but it was still a trip, i don't trust no dental clinic beside a cockfighting arena. soo this'll be yet another weekly post because i leave to manila tomorrow, so i probably wont be back until i gotta pay another "minimum payment" on uncle visa or auntie mastercard :(

so i've been mostly doing window shopping for myself lately cause i'm fucking godzilla here. pants are shorts, and shorts and bikini bottoms on me.

i feel pretty good, i thought i would keep needing a "facebook" fix every 5 minutes but i've been preeettty good this is only my 2nd time since the trip haha. so i'll holla back diary in another weeek!

later love

greetings from the future

yesss it's me bitches. lance from the future, well one day ahead from kDUB time :) soo i'm into my second day of being in the philippines & i've already touched the computer haha. i'm "chillin" in an internet cafe w/ my braa to my left, my poca to my right, and my ate & jose behind me. & by "chillin" i mean chillin because there's actual A/C up in this bitch. outside is fucking 38+, homie it's like i'm chillin w/ satan out there. but ye, besides that i've jus been chillin w/ the fam - everyone is still stuck on the whole awkward "i haven't seen u in three years" kinda shit. but hopefully that'll blow over by the end of the week. but ya i jus wanted to say a quick HOLLA, before i continue my journey to find me some hella cheap kicks haha.

p.s. i'm already getting fat...and i repeat, it's only the 2nd day into my 4 week vaca :(

love,
gr. 7 fat lance

later skater update

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; snoop dogg ft. rkelly - that's that
if u ever in the D-U-B, holla @ a playa holla @ a playa holla @ a playa
** i've never really heard the album version, but did that trick say, "your royal penis is clean"? in the first couple secs? hhaahhaa

so i'm snuggling into my bed for the last time before i cloudhop my ass to the p.i - i jus got home from D's crib for his graduation party (congrats my braa) & had a classic D firepit chiill. he had a shitload of food like he gon feed a etheopian tribe or some shit &&& to top that, he gave ery dude a cuban to finish in one sitting 'round the pit....

....straight up that shit ain't a good combo, once i got home i had some reboot noise goin on in my stomach & it wasn't signalling for a shit. i fuckin lindsy lohan'd myself. but the weird thing was, even though i was fucking barfing my brains out, i kinda felt like a dragon which was fuckin cool.

so i'm off to throw some Z's on this bitch (and by bitch i mean my pillow). so i'll holla @ u hopefully sometime by tues or wed. because i leave sun @ 5pm, but i wont get to philippines by tues 5am "their" time so it's like i'll be arriving there monday 3 pm kDUB time. AND if u are ever wondering what time it is there, just add two hours to kDUB time and switch am to pm or pm to am - ya diiig?

later loves

later skater

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nump - going back to P.I

i know it's been more than a minute haha - but i've been hella busy w/ work & shiit. BUT today is my last shift, then i peace the FUCK OUT! man i'm hella unprepared, i'm not ready physically nor financially hahah. so yesterday i threw a lil sociable gathering, but i wasn't really in the mindset & shit - i think my hermit ways have overpowered my ability to party haha, gravy baby. i got the rest of summer, maybe philippines will bring out the jungle like moogly shiit in me.

i think the song above is hella appropriate to go hand in hand w/ this last post before i peace. iight, so imma try & shit to post while i'm up in the p.i but i can't promise shit...(who am i even talking to? welll all i know is that claire is a frequent reader, so this is to you claire haha)... but i'll take hella pics. so when i return i got alot to show. unlike vegas/cali when i had no real pics to show that i was ACTUALLY there haha. iight so with that, i leave ya'll a video w/ marv perving out :) see ya'll in a minute.

25?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo ft. kanye west - because of you (remix)

what it iiisss! so i'm kickin it in my bed watchin heroes after a long day. i worked 9-1 worked out 1-330 and then headed back to work for 5-9, hella not cool. so yesterday was pretty funny, me poca kicked it w/jose, ate & her friends. we laser tagged it up & bowled. k first of all, fuck laser tag. what was this shit? everybodys points were like 300 000+ but MY fucking score was 25!

BESIDES that fact, i'm still the shit :) ANYWAYS imma leave ya'll w/ a vid that's hella sweet.

congrats

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b5 ft. diddy & bow wow - hydrolic

so i'm laying here in bed & i just finished watchin (only because i was lazy to reach for the remote....yea that's it) lizzy mcguire. i think it was the last episode, cause they just finished middle school and she finally kissed gordo awww :) oh lizzy u preteen chubby trick.

ANYWAYS, why i'm really posting is because the 4 month secret has finally been revealed. jose finally proposed to my sister - congradulations braa. they been going out for what 5-6 years already? but i only started liking him 2 years ago - all good haha.

&&& on top of that:
7 DAYS UNTIL the P.I.

RANDOMPHOTO;

robyn x me x sister x jose; vegas baaby '06

merry christmas :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. ray j - bed

i've been up since 8am & i've been laying here for about two hours. i got some christopher reeves going on. my neck, my back, my pus..hahha. but ye i'm hella sore, fuck the gym today. i don't even wanna leave my house - i can see from outside my window that it's fucking snowing agian :( . . . but i only have to endure this shit for what? how long lance?

10 DAY COUNTDOWN BEGiiiNS

so since i've finished school i've started a new routine, it pretty much consists of:
wake up, go the gym, goin to tc looking like a dirtbag in my gym clothes w/ the homies as they eat, go home shower, work, sleep & repeat.

well i think i should get outta bed, i've been wanting to pee for about and hour and a half, maybe i'll check to see if there's any christmas presents to unwrap :) later skater

call me jt... cause it's time for summer love

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; unk ft. t-pain & jim jones & e-40 - 2 step (remix)

fuck school, it's summmer tiiimmmmme :)
13 more days till i peace the FUCCCCK OUT!

man i'm hella glad i'm outta school for 4 months, well fucking deserved - yadidimeaaan? well this shit is comin out live from the shitter, ya diig? i don't give a fuck! i'm done school bitch! HAHAHAAHAAA

i'm on my throne takin my victory shit on my first year of colllege. now i'm ready to get dough like croutons & make bread like crousaints!

deja vu

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; pretty ricky ft. sean paul - push it baby (remix)

so this post ain't comin outta psyc 105, since i'm done and over w/ it - ya
diiig, this post is comin live n straight outta the K, or more so from my
room ...in my bed......while i'm laying here watchin the weekenders :)

i think i deserve a couple hours to myself before i relive last week all over
again. yet again, this weekend is devouted to studying; however, this
time it's for eng101. i'd rather fight a fight a cougar than to do my final
for it. there's four parts to the test:

• Grammar: should be iight, but considering my how i just spelt "iight" :(
• Excerpt analysis: where she doesn't give the title or author, where she chooses five outta thirty works :(
• Long answer: dealing w/ the 4 major works we've dealt w/
• Essay: worth fuckin 50% & is 5 pages...but fuckin (do the "show me what u got" wave) yeaaa both sides count as ONE, so that's like 10 pages.....now where's that cougar

sooo you probably won't hear from me until monday after the final, wish me luck diary.

one small step for man...

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang - shame on a nigga

one small step for man...one huge leap for a hermit.
today was my first time gettin' outta my house since friday after work.
shits pretty extreme, i fucking bleed psyc 105 - "what chu know bout
psychodynamic behavior therapy biiiitch?" haha. well sadly, this is as far
as the post goes - i'm headin' back to the books. if knowledge is power,
call me the incredible hulk :)

love,
Mr. Psychology 105

happy easter

i thought i'd just shout out everyone...or just me if i'm the only one
reading this a happy easter!

so before my family had supper, outta no where my mom asks me to
say grace. i'm not actin up like it's stupid or anything - it's just that
i've...nor my family has ever done that, so she kinda put me on the spot.
so let's set the scenario:

i get up to eat from studying n shit & i'm in my underwear when my
mom puts me on the spot......(clears throat, and adjusts the garments
so my ham won't flash the ham on the table):

"thank you God....for mom and dad..because they made this food. thank
you jesus for rising like a pheonix (do a hand motion of a bird)....thank u
cadbury mini eggs & i'm guessing rabbits too.. thank u for letting us paint
eggs because apparently that's how we're suppose to celebrate your
resurrection..amen"

alright i'm going back to the books - uno.

i <3 millwoods

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; busta rhymes - in the ghetto

yet YET again, i'm postin up my shiit in psyc 105 & sadly this will
be my last time doing this - WOOOOO i'm done school, yessir.
soo ye i jus got two short blabs to blurt before i try to "focus" back
into my lecture.

yesterday i hit up TD to deposit some "cash-moooooney", but the TC
branch was closed so i swooped by my home away from home millbourne.
man that place brings back so much memory from K through 9.
so i'm standing in line, then i hear from behind me some mom blasting
on her kid for walkin around the mall w/out her. i turn around and
the "kid" is like 20yrs old. i ain't sayin the dude was handicapped or
whatever, but yaknow. so this old bag looked like that fat chick that
turned into a zombie from dawn of the dead that ran like a cheetah
when she was a zombie. ANYWAYS, this dude was like,
"NOOO, CHRIS SAYS NO.....CHRIS NEED GUN...BANG BANG...CHRIS YA"
he sayin this shit beside me while i'm standing in line @ the bank. i'm
like, "this motha fucka is SERIOUS?"...well the mom comes in and starts
this big ass scene...and that's when it hit me...i love millwoods.

the other story isn't really as long, but as i was gettin on the 71 from TC
this morning, some old bloke came off the bus and was like, "fuckin'
cunts shit bitch" ....and that's pretty much it, and yet i repeat again
- i love millwoods

RANDOMPHOTO;

another skydive pic; (8) we stay fly, no lie, u know this - BALLIN! (8)

how you gon' rip me like this

alright alright - this is gon' be a first, i don't usually vent my
shit but it's kinda funny so it's all good.

let's set the scenario:
so i'm in my big blue limo coming home from gmac and i'm
sittin in those two-seater benches that face each other in
the back. this biiiiig ol' lady decides to sit beside me @ first
i'm like iiight all good - no other seat so whatever. boy, i
shoulda got up - it was like i was havin a three-way w/ her
and the back of the seat near me. shiit was fucked, i couldn't
move & ON TOP OF THAT, she had some habit of clenching
her ass cheeks ery' 10 secs. every time she clenched she created
some sort of vaccum that sunk me deeper into her abyss. like
any other motor-vehicle trip i managed to fall asleep.....
.......even before i open my eyes i can feel the clenching on my
hip + left arm + shoulder + face....so when i open my eyes, i see
there's empty seats...the fuck? the bitch still didn't move :(

virgin thighs

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang clan - liquid swords

it seems i have a trend of posting shit on my blog during my
psyc 105 class haha, all good. so it's been a min or 2 since i've
checked back in. before this class i just had a lecture w/ two
guest speakers in my edfx-200. it was pretty rad, they gave
me alota encouragement & shit to become a teacher & my prof.
called me a thug :)

soo i've been following through with my workout program so far.
& i've been tryin to get into more cardio and leg exercises, but HOLY
SHIT my thunder thighs have become sooo sooo tight, it hurts hella
bad. so after this class is over imma head over to the 108 building,
to do some cardio in the pool (at least the water will cover up
potential armpit and back sweat stains hahaa). uno.

love,
LANCE

RANDOMPHOTO;

forget sky-diving, look @ the size of my package :)

the countdown begins!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; timbaland ft. dre & missy & jt - bounce

been a minute & i'm just fresh outta the shower. just got home from the
gym w/ teets & now i'm just killin' time till i head out to work.

so the official countdown BEGINS TODAY >> 30 DAYS UNTIL I PEACE
THE FUCK OUT & CLOUDHOP TO THE PHILSSSS.

ALSO, i have started my venture into something that i've been plannin'
& daydreamin' for about a year... soo imma quit talkin & put my money
where my mouth is - ya diig? i know right now i sound like a jr. high girl
cause i'm like " i got a secret u know, BUT i can't tell u". but u'll know it
when u see it braa. holla @ u later mr.diary

love,
ambuLANCE

monumental

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; notorious b.i.g - everyday struggle

"no words, just emotions" - dane cook


sidenote; maan i sound like a fat kid w/ asthma...oh wait :(

we in the v.i.p haha

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lloyd - players prayer

what happenininin :) so i'm sittin on my couch workin on my last eng 101
paper - WOOO. then i just got 3 more projects to do after this :'(

got home from church a little while ago, this was probably my first time
going to church in a hella long time (because of work). maan u know how
usually "filipino time" is considered that they'll show up late. my parents
the exact opposite, well in the situation for church. we went for the 12:30
mass, BUT we left our house @ 11:20. we only live like 5 minutes away
from the church. it's like my parents were heading to the club trying to get
no line no cover or something. ohh well @ least it's good intentions & shit :)

RANDOMPHOTO;

summer bbq; fuckin eons ago

holy moly

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; fabolous ft. lil wayne - diamonds (remix)

deary manly diary,

so i've just snuggled myself into my seat for my psyc 105 class. & it
just hit me, i only have like two weeks left of schoo, i finish on the 5th
of april (yesssir). and THEN, i cloud-hop to the philippines pretty much
from a month from now :)

so it's not even friday yet, and i already know my plans for the weekend.
i'm heading to this new club called the hermit, haha. i'm just gonna dive
head first into a pile of studying and projects that i've yet again
procrastinated up until the last weekend to do my shit (oh lance, you
silly bitch).

so what have i been up to since monday? wellllll, on monday i've started
my "ryan reynolds program" haha & i hit up the mall yesterday w/ poca
and copped me another pair of vans for backstock.

well i'm out, i guess i should start paying attention in class now - later days

love,
longjohn-lance

the hulk

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; ryan leslie ft. jovan dais - fashion type

so over the weekend was st. patty's day. did i drink green beer?
nope :( ...BUT me and marvO were slizzin on green K. did we
see a leprachaun? fuck no, but we stole his pot of gold @ the casino!

besdies that, my weekend was pretty dry. i'm still fucking w/ that
yobo. & i copped a couple games from chrisy chris. me & marvO
almost finished ninja turtles, but i didn't know fuckin shredder
multiplies :( haha . oh yeaah, marvO also gave me the nextselection
mixtape, shit's fire. for a hella ugly dude, ryan leslie can lay it out.

sorry glenda :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; swizz beaets ft. weezy & kells - it's me bitches (rmx)

i feel pretty bad, today i called canada foster plan to cancel my donations
to my sponser child Glenda :( shiiit. i just got too much on my plate, i bit
off more than i could chew with trying to be a good guy (financially). i'm
gonna have to cut off one of my legs to get outta debt homiee.

well i'm off to work, then i'm getting ready for a weekend of
ultimate-nerdiness. gotta do some hella catching up on my shit. while ur
drinkin green beer, i'll be shedding blue tears...on my papers, then i'll have
to rewrite them - which will only cause me to cry more, fuck.

love,
lumberjack-lance

RANDOMPHOTO;

oh highschool, i got some dr. zoidberg claws going on :)

profanity games

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; omarion ft. loso & usher - ice box (remix)

i feel like i'm spending more time in the caf, than i actually do in my
lectures. haha all good @ least i'm refreshing my math skills while we
play egyptian rum fuck. but what's the deal with the names for these
card games? bullshit, asshole? haha.

soo my ...wait i'm just gonna stop for a second & go off topic.. MAN i
just saw that preview for dead silence or some shit? why the fuck
would someone want to see that shit? that shit is just as scary as
those webpages where u try to find waldo and that picture of my
exgirlfriend pops up screaming at u.....anyways, rewind. soo my day
was pretty chilled. i went to school, or rather the caf haha. after, i
swung by urge to get a couple touch-ups on my tattoos, and got fresh
off the blade when i got home. shiit, i gotta do my homework - one.

love,
loveable-lance

i'm in the car, he's on the ground

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. akon - on me

i'd like to start off & say - i'm a fucking grrrreat boyfriend :) my girlfriend
punches me in the dick and i still love her hahah. that's a story to tell my
grandchildren, "annnd that's why ur dad looks like a retard".

chris' birthday was pretty bumpin, regardless to the fact that it was @ iho.
me & kDUB stuck out like a sore thumb, i wasn't surprised if i walked into
the washroom & some cha-chi guy asked me to where's the soap at.
what was fucked up - is that we have no pictures to show for that night.
wait wait wait, let me rephrase that - we have no pictures of the guys,
but we got a picture of the birthday boy...and his birthday present haha.

on saturday we watched 300, maaan that shit touched my soul. so it's
official - ima drop out of school and i'm going to become a spartan :)
after the movie, we kicked it @ kevOn's crib. surprised chris with a
birthday cake & jus chillled. we watched some stand-up comedy of
jamie foxx, shits fucking hilarious.

RANDOMVIDEO;

jamie foxx blastin' ll x jlo x diddy; shit's 10 mins long but it's worth it

call me a hockey playa, playa!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj roli fingaz - notorious big mix

it's just a lil past midnight & i thought i'd post up a small biggie mix i
found that's on some '07 shit in memory of his death anniversary today

soo i just hopped outta the shower a lil while ago, because i'm fresh
off the blade. no, not no hockey blades or any of that shit (fuck hockey)
- but the barber blade homieeee haha. i'm just about to snuggle myself
into bed so i thought i'd just add a lil entry.

soo tomorrow we're heading out for lang's birthday, been a minute since
i've unleashed hermit lance outta his shell. i'll try to get some pics up'd
after the shindig & shit prolly on sat, ya diig?

love,
lightning-lance

fresher then a mint leaf

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; paul wall ft. jd - i'm throwed

aay aay. sooo i'm back @ it, i know i haven't been very consistent with
this blog but hey, each entry will be more special then since it isn't as
often haha. BUT, in return for a lack of entries, i thought it would be
kinda cool that i make my "SONGOFTHEMOMENT" 's be DOWNLOADBLE.
it's kinda useless for me to say the songs, if u can't hear them :)
remember, i'm not trying to post up fresh new shit all the time - it's
songs that i'm feeling for the moment while i'm typing my shit out,
yadidimeaaaan?

soo expect from now on to have something to fufill ur eargasm, while
u eye-fuck this text of my diary ;)

love,
laser-lance

sidenote: the links are only good for seven days, so get ur click on

i'm so old so old so old

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chamillionaire ft. snoop & busta - i'm not a criminal

been a minute. soo yesterday it hit me, marv, n floyd. we hella old haha.
we hit the mall in an attempt to find something to do, that failed. so we
went to the theatre & watched 23 ( that movie is hella fucked, i'm all
paranoid n shit now). ANYWAYS, yea sooo what did we do after? did we
hit fever? rum? fuck no. i was snuggled in bed by 10:30...oh man haha.
it's gravy though, i'm in hermit mode until april... then i'll unleash 8
months of supressed party lance into one night :) hahah, iight i'm out
diary - holla @ u when i got something interesting.

love,
lance

RANDOMVIDEO;

touchblue; haha this video reminds me of when i go to the washroom

long overdue

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; clico jones ft. parlae - dat goose (remix)

so i took the day off to let me get my long overdue and deserved
sleep on. i only had a total of 4 hours of sleep from sunday
morning to tuesday night. woke up - went to my office & got fresh
off the blade. hit the gym then got my shower on. now i got the
rest of the day to nerd the shit outta psyc 105.

RANDOMPHOTO;

marvO x kevOn x me x stu; summer 06 stu's birthday

23 - spoooooky

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; tpain ft. yung joc - buy you a drink

"i loove gettin' brain - call me a zombieeee" - iFAB
hahahaha, but i really do feel like one - i've haven't slept yet since i woke
up on sunday. so i'm off to take a nap until 'round 7ish. then i'm off to
take on another all-nighter & finish my last paper, i'm fucking EXTREEMEE.

so i haven't seen that jim carrey movie yet of 23. but i thought it was
kinda creepy, i've already had 23 posts and my last post was on feb 23 :)

i musta beeen hella out of it today because i'm food consumption contained:

• a cone of ice cream
• hot rod pepporoni sticks
• alfredo pasta (TWICE: @ school / home)
• orange julius
• yogart
• cookies by george

that's like the formula to lance's death on the toliet. oh well i'm off to bed,
hopefully i don't shit myself in the dream. daamn

girlie sleepover...for eskimos

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; omarion - icebox
(because i "was so cold, so cold, so cold")

Man i deserve some sort of merit or badge for keeping poca company
in getting her passport...again. i actually pulled my first ALL-NIGHTER
it was pretty fucking extreme. i left my crib to head over to her's
around midnight. & we watched the prestige before we left - HOLY
SHIT, that's a hella gooood movie. sooo we left around 330am to head
to downtown in poca sister's whip. i dunno what the fuck is up with that
car, but going uphill was like we were riding a paraplegic in a ironman
match. thankfullly we made it there in one piece.

so me & robyn made our lil forts to secure our spot until canada place
opened. i marked my territory with leftover aftershock from the ass faucet
via air attack. happily we only kicked it outside until quarter to six. Then
jus waited for the actual passport section of the building to open; which
took another 3 hours. but all in all we made a fast swoop in and outta
there through 4am-830am. baaaalllin, time to recoup - fabiosa, out!

ass faucet

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bobby valentino - anonymous

it's a lil after 12pm and i should be getting ready for work - but i'm not.
why? because i feel like i'm dying - i've been shitting outta my mouth &
puking outta my ass for the past two days. i dunno HOW it happened,
but it hella sucks. i seriously feel like i have nothing left to purge out -
except maybe a lung or two. & FUCCCK i jus remembered i still have
those 4000+ word papers to do, WHYYYY!

kevOn's birthday

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; gym class heroes - new friend request

so here are just some of the pics from my homie kevOn's birthday
@ rum, yadidimeaan?

me x the birthday boooy;

me x murphy x kevOn x chris x marvO

me x claire x stuart x mark

there's a worm in that tequila

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo - put your hands up

soo it's about 3pm and i jus got off work & i'm just gettin ready to head
on over to urge for my LAST session on my panel piece, whew.

it's been a min since i've last checked in mr.diary - so me and the fam
went out for our homie kevon's birthday on sunday @ rum. been a hella
long time since i drank, and we were cup spillin tequila and everclear.
& tomorrow i took the day off, so i could keep poca company @ canada
place to scoop a new passport. shiit: vegas, cali, now phils? baby we
cloud-hoppers haha.

++ imma holla back when i post up some pics from last sunday, PEACE!

pearly white

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil wayne - reggae shit

been a minute but i'm back diary :) ... so randomly last night
before i went to bed i popped in some whitestrips. fucking
completely forgot & i woke up with a hella dry mouth and nooo
whitestrips on my teeeth :( ohh well - @ least i'll get a white
throat? uhh nope scratch that.

so today @ work, i brought a can of tuna for lunch (ghettooo),
but i spilt all the tuna juices on my groin. so i was like a stanky
slut that pissed herself. SO THEN i tried to put lotion on it to cover
up the smell, but it just smeared white lotion on my groin and shirt
- and yea u can jus finish the rest of the story.

RANDOMVIDEO;

me x poca x ate x jose; vegas '06
sidenote: this is the only real proof that we were there,
because we didn't really take any pics with any attraction ahah.