R.I.P Lance Fabiosa (Dec 1 2008 - Dec 17 2008)

he was a good man. caring, full of laughter, and he could make his pecks dance to busta rhyme's "touch it". we will miss him for these couple weeks. let his legend of turning into "dmx" on the weekends live on. verbally preach his lingo by speaking in his tongue - do not let gnarly, braa, hella, and dope fade into the back shelf. it is unfortunate that RTA waited for the right moment to catch him off guard, to educationally rape him - mind, body, and soul. he was a good man; lance fabiosa.

we had no photos of him available at the moment, so hopefully this very detailed mock version should jog everyone's memory of lance.

TSK TSK

why do i blow my money like the wind :(

I ONCE WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SEE

i couldn't decide which out of the two to put up, but i don't think anyone can really complain that i put both. i think it's hecka stupid that megan fox hasn't been on my radar up until now. like in transformers i was like "iiight, she's a pro. but nothing too crazy" ... i was lost, now i'm found. i would scissor kick beyonce in the face for her :)

remember - ALL pictures are clickable, THEY GET BIGGER ;)

BRING BACK THE GOOD FEELINGS

now it's refreshing to see a HAPPY music video ... and to do it without girls in g-string shaking their boooootys? that takes some creativity. it's kinda weird, i knew about this song about a year ago, but it was performed by usher. but i'm feeling jamie foxx's rendition. they do a little spoof off of SNL's digital short of andy samberg's "extreme challenge". the music vid is pretty gnarly, except for the ending - that was kinda fucked haha watch the vid below!

SWEATY NERD

so my 72 hour download of P90X finished over the weekend :)

i finally got some free time today to bust it out and give it a try .... fuck my life. you need to be on roids to do one of the workout sessions. the dudes in the video look like fucking he-man and the macho man randy savage (okay maybe not). but yea, half way through i had a asthma attack.

earlier today i was kicking around south common with my big homie marvOH. i've been eye-effing the Sony 10.2MP digital SLR for quite a while, i'm trying to get into that whole artistic photo grind or soo i can get a classic "myspace bathroom pic" and have that shit CRISSSP, sike. but imma research into it more before i drop some big coin.

we hit up indigo too ... yea i said it, G's can read haha. we picked up a few books, playboy is overrated, get your knowledge game up punks.

COLLEGE LIFE

BABY MAMA #439

i've been nerding it all day, gettin my school hustle on and i left the TV on in the background for white noise while i went at it ... then i got sidetracked. braa, "the island" with ewan mcgregor and scarlett johansson is the shit! then my penis-heart told me that he thought scarlet johansson is pretty fly & that's hella rare. the only blonde that's on my list is whitney from the hills. so i googled a photo of her for this post, AND BAM! there's a picture of her as a brunette :)

you've stolen a piece of my penis-heart scarlett johansson

WHAT THE EFF-WORD

jus got home fam. the newlyweds shindig was hella gnarly - still staying strong on the detox (yaa diig). after the fiesta the team took saturday night to a new level....

....we must of used a game genie or game shark - cause we we're on whole other level i've never been or wanna be again.

hello weekend

just woke up from a long needed nap due to a two week long stunt of studying and schooling.

just gathering my shit up to take my lazy ass to the gym - then i say hello to my weekend. celebrating jeeprox's birthday today and the newlyweds house warming tomorrow. gonna try to keep my detox grind on - but maybe i can have a drink and a puff here or there.

everyone have a good weekend! play safe - and get fucked up for me :)

p.s. 808's and heartbreaks is the shit. cop kanye's album this tuesday coming up! def grab

row 4 seat 3

promotion's launch is finally over and done with - half the battle is won, wooot.

i flew some kites and lost my oiler-game-virginity today. yoo watching that shit on TV is nothing compared to watching it LIVE - hecka bananas.

thanks "hommy"

J.S.C.A

yeeee son, i made it through a weekend without gettin hella shitfaced. the first weekend of my 40 day detox is off to a great start.

so me and the team went to whyte last night. there were HECKA police that night, it was like a pig petting farm. we all took different whips to head down there, so we all got split up. so me and karp went to go meet up w/ jeeprox and f'dizl. we see the festive police lights goin off in the parking lot we were suppose to meet them at. karp clowned saying that it would be funny if the cops were there for the guys .... they were. we approach the car and we see jeeprox being escorted into the cop car. we started hella laughing, and try to snag a couple photos. i'd like to say it was for something badass, but it was just a random breathalyzer check. regardless, it's "jeeprox street cred approved"

number 8

people express themselves in many different ways. how they dress, talk, or present themselves in general.

my pieces aren't expressions, they for myself - i don't need to tell you the meaning behind 'em. i like to think of number 8 as motivation and a drive to not pursue a career where i'm bound by the man. and if you tellin' me i can't? obama, "yes we can".

"what do u tell a guy with two black eyes? nothing, you already told the motherfucker twice"

(pat on the back)

lance, remember you're 21 now. you left your hooligan shit behind you. repeating history won't turn out with the same consequences. you can't be charged as a minor for assault and trespass anymore lance. think it out. good call on taking the grown up approach today. i know it took some time but good job.


p.s. fuck it - i really don't mind reliving "highschool lance".

780's B.K.S - homestyle donair

now i could wine and dine you at a place like lux. but giiiiirrl - you deserve the finer things in life.

HOMESTYLES DONAIR - it may very well be one of the more lenient places about health and safety but this is crack in the form of beef and/or chicken meat. come fuck with it & i promise you won't leave disappointed. i'm horrible with addresses, it's just off of 34st beside that 7 eleven if that helps. (i'm filipino, i do landmarks)

i think i'm going to make it a habit to keep you guys informed on some of the places that i think are 780's best kept secrets.

detox time...scouts honor

so it's about 7pm and i'm still in my underwear.

i refuse to do anything with my day. today is my personal reflection day haha over the past week i've been drinking like a mo'fucka. c'mon LF get your head in the game, u got 46 days till cali braa. i've actually laid in bed for the majority of the day youtubing my heart out w/ mtv's "the hills" as my white-noise in the background (no homo). u know that whitney and audrina girl are HECKA fine.

i got 46 days to get my body right. so starting today, i will be keeping you (diary) up to date w/ a weekly update on my sobriety vow. this post is actually talking me over half an hour to do. it feels like my brain has gone on vacation (see that wasn't even a funny metaphor). efff-word. so i was browsing through my digi-camera and i just want to post a picture where that could over-compensate of how i look like a dirty lazy fuck right now.


i know it's almost a month late, but here's a picture of 2 filipinos and 5 latinos ... or maybe my sister's wedding, something like that. so have that mental picture of me looking like that above for the rest of the post.


i also found a couple more pics on my iphone from RTA's drinking festivities @ my homie mackenzie's crib.


now it's about 10 minutes to 8pm & i'm still in my underwear.

WHITE PEOPLE LOVE KW TOO!

camera: off my shiza iphone
people: gnarliest classmates to date

welcome to the grown ass man club

happy birthday to F'Dizl aka F-man1000 aka cas.flo aka floyd mother fucking castro! 21 in this biiitch, we're only waiting a a few more people before we molest vegas - ya diiig! hecka fun/ny night yesterday. me, hollywood, and karp had to scoop birthday boy to bring him to his surprise party. we were running early on schedule ... or you could say .. the rest of the party was running on filipino time. so we had to kill an hour with f'dizl before we took him to the party. what's an easy way to kill time? get him effed off champagne and tequila - haha.

after the surprise party at the hall .. we took the party back to the birthday boy's crib to do some predrinking before we hit the club ... for all of the readers, we go hard predrinking - which usually means we don't end up leaving the house haha.
besides the heavy filipino drinking at the hall at the crib we cleaaaned:

a few 2 6's of vodka and rum, hecka beer, a 40 of vodka, a 40 of tequila. we go hard like pecks from a boflex biiiitch.


quote of the night from hollywood while doing rhymetime, " riiiiding in my lamborghini - sippin' on some bellinis"

i don't need to watch NBC to know my heroes

quality over quantity.

my limited list of people that have touched my life has grown one member stronger.
sena and david - my parents, these are some REAL hustlers.
my sister ... ya i know
darth vader
ferris bueller

and the newest member to this league is .. drum roll please

david duchovny.
and it's not because of his accomplishment on being on x-files

seeeexxxy as FUCK

VANS SYNDICATE ERA 79 MAX SCHAAF
these are hands down the sexiest/sickest pair of vans to date.

"Thick leather on toecap, raw canvas on side panels, and a thick juicy suede on the upper. Leather Lined with extra cushy innersole. Very designed oldschool workshop box with cotton bag and a pair of handles!! Clean design and well executed."

maybe a little bit pricer than the ballpark $50 pair of vans. these $160 pair is ill as fuck. ima just cop it and put it on display as deadstock. i repeat - sexy as fuck.

priceless

hello yesterday

i refuse to believe that i'm sitting in my yesterday's outfit smelling like alcohol, black olives, and weed. so i'm in the mind set that i'm just repeating thursday november 6, 2008 one more time.

RTA for life bitches - every other program can suck it :)

on the celly-celly w/ my homeboy lance

i realized that i didn't really have a vase amount of biggie on "kenyetta" (my laptop). so what did i do? i "legally" downloaded his whole discography, over half a gig - daaang. time to load my ipod full of this brooklyn bad booooooy.

fifty :)

we're killin' this countdown C

"i would never wanna win the lottery - only because my uncle told me he who made it while struggling made it the best"

RTA 117

sitting in my mass communication class. these are the faces of honour students in their prime ... sike

9:54 .. AM

o man.

so yesterday's pubcrawl wasn't all that bad. the rule of thumb worked - if you're as shiza-faced as humanly possible it does not matter what club you are at haha. i can actually PROMISE you i was the only coloured dude on all 13 buses. i put some "2 cream 2 sugar in coffee" brown hue in that bitch. the only thing i can remember was cup spillin' patron in ranch, cause the bartender was reaching for some no-go cuervo and she was hypnotized by that leapord print and fed me that silver and gold for a good portion of the night. we started off as a team of over 10ish? then after a couple of casualities turned to 5ish then .... and i remember wakin up with pizza covered hands watching fresh prince 3 in the morning on that cali-cloud hahah

just another good halloween :) and merry christmas to gma ;)