oh no you didn't

MOLEST THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR LEFT BUTTON ON YOUR MOUSE ON THIS LINK!!!

big fish in a small pond

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; westside connection - bow down

it's a damn shame, a damn damn shame. set the scenario lance:

i've always been a big fan of NWA, so last night i'm bumping my shit while i'm watchin suite life of zac & cody. & i'm all up in my "gangsta" trance wanting to do something to fufill this g'd up appetite. so i grab the boyz n the hood dvd to pop in, as i turn on the tv i do a quick surf to see what's on. OH MY! to my surprise, GHOST OF motherfucking MARS is on! first off, that shit is just as epic as jersey girl hahah, joke. horrible movie, but cube still managed to keep it hood on another planet. so i grab my stunnas and put on a LA fitted to get ready to watch the dvd, but as i'm about to press play...what pops on tv? tell me, no don't tell me....Are We Done Yet? dear 8lbs & 6oz baby jesus, are you serious? CUBE, what the fuck are you doing? alright alright, i give you props for knockin up nia long (HOLLA!) but braa, you've turned into a lowercase g.

oh the irony

so a couple days ago i'm chillin' @ home watchin mtv & that show "fat camp" was on. k i'm not too sure if it's something new or if it's been like this the whole time: when did fat kids get mean? man, when i was chub-chub i was humble&modest. those kids on tv were just as hella mean as the skinny kids that made fun of me! aside from that, the show made me think i should really get back into shape. as i slowly came back from my trance of horrible flashbacks from my preteen years i noticed two empty bags of cheezies & plate where a pandesal w/ cheese+margarine was ( 'cause you know the kid's too poor to fuck w/ butter)

glow in the dark skeet

aaaah shiit, did anyone else watch the grammy's on sunday? kanye's performance? ORRGASSM! ahah, that shit was hella crazy - if that's any "inkling" to what his concert is gonna be on may 29th, imma skeet skeet all over the people in the row below me & why not the row behind me (just so they don't feel left out). for those who missed out on the grammy's here's the performance!

heroin tracks

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; rocko - umma do me (remix)

i'm waist deep into a 4 week cold? flu? i don't know what the fuck it is but i lost my voice a week and a half ago :(

it's been a mean minute since i've checked in last. as of thursday i'm back on the market! aka i'll be unemployed. i've been @ newlyweds for about 9 months & man did that place beat the shit outta me. first of all, i ain't cocky or nothing - but i thought i was a "handsome dude". i never really experienced pre nor post adolescent acne. but there's gotta be something in the air up in that bitch! 'cause i was breaking out like i was wentworth miller.

have u ever blown your nose to find cheese whizz like substances on the kleenex? if so, come fuck w/ me - we're on the same boat. i was a fan of dj webstar's track, but i didn't think i would be rockin the cologne 24/7 (let it rain, now clear it out) chicken noodle soup de toliet. i use to joke around when i would say, "i'm allergic to work" but this shit is serious! newlyweds was givin' me some rashes that resembled heroin tracks on both of my arms, now that looks hella shady.

so long newlyweds, i'd like to say i'm sorry for cutting our relationship short - but i'm not. suck it, wutang bitch!