later skater update

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; snoop dogg ft. rkelly - that's that
if u ever in the D-U-B, holla @ a playa holla @ a playa holla @ a playa
** i've never really heard the album version, but did that trick say, "your royal penis is clean"? in the first couple secs? hhaahhaa

so i'm snuggling into my bed for the last time before i cloudhop my ass to the p.i - i jus got home from D's crib for his graduation party (congrats my braa) & had a classic D firepit chiill. he had a shitload of food like he gon feed a etheopian tribe or some shit &&& to top that, he gave ery dude a cuban to finish in one sitting 'round the pit....

....straight up that shit ain't a good combo, once i got home i had some reboot noise goin on in my stomach & it wasn't signalling for a shit. i fuckin lindsy lohan'd myself. but the weird thing was, even though i was fucking barfing my brains out, i kinda felt like a dragon which was fuckin cool.

so i'm off to throw some Z's on this bitch (and by bitch i mean my pillow). so i'll holla @ u hopefully sometime by tues or wed. because i leave sun @ 5pm, but i wont get to philippines by tues 5am "their" time so it's like i'll be arriving there monday 3 pm kDUB time. AND if u are ever wondering what time it is there, just add two hours to kDUB time and switch am to pm or pm to am - ya diiig?

later loves

later skater

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nump - going back to P.I

i know it's been more than a minute haha - but i've been hella busy w/ work & shiit. BUT today is my last shift, then i peace the FUCK OUT! man i'm hella unprepared, i'm not ready physically nor financially hahah. so yesterday i threw a lil sociable gathering, but i wasn't really in the mindset & shit - i think my hermit ways have overpowered my ability to party haha, gravy baby. i got the rest of summer, maybe philippines will bring out the jungle like moogly shiit in me.

i think the song above is hella appropriate to go hand in hand w/ this last post before i peace. iight, so imma try & shit to post while i'm up in the p.i but i can't promise shit...(who am i even talking to? welll all i know is that claire is a frequent reader, so this is to you claire haha)... but i'll take hella pics. so when i return i got alot to show. unlike vegas/cali when i had no real pics to show that i was ACTUALLY there haha. iight so with that, i leave ya'll a video w/ marv perving out :) see ya'll in a minute.

25?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo ft. kanye west - because of you (remix)

what it iiisss! so i'm kickin it in my bed watchin heroes after a long day. i worked 9-1 worked out 1-330 and then headed back to work for 5-9, hella not cool. so yesterday was pretty funny, me poca kicked it w/jose, ate & her friends. we laser tagged it up & bowled. k first of all, fuck laser tag. what was this shit? everybodys points were like 300 000+ but MY fucking score was 25!

BESIDES that fact, i'm still the shit :) ANYWAYS imma leave ya'll w/ a vid that's hella sweet.

congrats

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b5 ft. diddy & bow wow - hydrolic

so i'm laying here in bed & i just finished watchin (only because i was lazy to reach for the remote....yea that's it) lizzy mcguire. i think it was the last episode, cause they just finished middle school and she finally kissed gordo awww :) oh lizzy u preteen chubby trick.

ANYWAYS, why i'm really posting is because the 4 month secret has finally been revealed. jose finally proposed to my sister - congradulations braa. they been going out for what 5-6 years already? but i only started liking him 2 years ago - all good haha.

&&& on top of that:
7 DAYS UNTIL the P.I.

RANDOMPHOTO;

robyn x me x sister x jose; vegas baaby '06

merry christmas :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. ray j - bed

i've been up since 8am & i've been laying here for about two hours. i got some christopher reeves going on. my neck, my back, my pus..hahha. but ye i'm hella sore, fuck the gym today. i don't even wanna leave my house - i can see from outside my window that it's fucking snowing agian :( . . . but i only have to endure this shit for what? how long lance?

10 DAY COUNTDOWN BEGiiiNS

so since i've finished school i've started a new routine, it pretty much consists of:
wake up, go the gym, goin to tc looking like a dirtbag in my gym clothes w/ the homies as they eat, go home shower, work, sleep & repeat.

well i think i should get outta bed, i've been wanting to pee for about and hour and a half, maybe i'll check to see if there's any christmas presents to unwrap :) later skater

call me jt... cause it's time for summer love

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; unk ft. t-pain & jim jones & e-40 - 2 step (remix)

fuck school, it's summmer tiiimmmmme :)
13 more days till i peace the FUCCCCK OUT!

man i'm hella glad i'm outta school for 4 months, well fucking deserved - yadidimeaaan? well this shit is comin out live from the shitter, ya diig? i don't give a fuck! i'm done school bitch! HAHAHAAHAAA

i'm on my throne takin my victory shit on my first year of colllege. now i'm ready to get dough like croutons & make bread like crousaints!

deja vu

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; pretty ricky ft. sean paul - push it baby (remix)

so this post ain't comin outta psyc 105, since i'm done and over w/ it - ya
diiig, this post is comin live n straight outta the K, or more so from my
room ...in my bed......while i'm laying here watchin the weekenders :)

i think i deserve a couple hours to myself before i relive last week all over
again. yet again, this weekend is devouted to studying; however, this
time it's for eng101. i'd rather fight a fight a cougar than to do my final
for it. there's four parts to the test:

• Grammar: should be iight, but considering my how i just spelt "iight" :(
• Excerpt analysis: where she doesn't give the title or author, where she chooses five outta thirty works :(
• Long answer: dealing w/ the 4 major works we've dealt w/
• Essay: worth fuckin 50% & is 5 pages...but fuckin (do the "show me what u got" wave) yeaaa both sides count as ONE, so that's like 10 pages.....now where's that cougar

sooo you probably won't hear from me until monday after the final, wish me luck diary.

one small step for man...

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang - shame on a nigga

one small step for man...one huge leap for a hermit.
today was my first time gettin' outta my house since friday after work.
shits pretty extreme, i fucking bleed psyc 105 - "what chu know bout
psychodynamic behavior therapy biiiitch?" haha. well sadly, this is as far
as the post goes - i'm headin' back to the books. if knowledge is power,
call me the incredible hulk :)

love,
Mr. Psychology 105

happy easter

i thought i'd just shout out everyone...or just me if i'm the only one
reading this a happy easter!

so before my family had supper, outta no where my mom asks me to
say grace. i'm not actin up like it's stupid or anything - it's just that
i've...nor my family has ever done that, so she kinda put me on the spot.
so let's set the scenario:

i get up to eat from studying n shit & i'm in my underwear when my
mom puts me on the spot......(clears throat, and adjusts the garments
so my ham won't flash the ham on the table):

"thank you God....for mom and dad..because they made this food. thank
you jesus for rising like a pheonix (do a hand motion of a bird)....thank u
cadbury mini eggs & i'm guessing rabbits too.. thank u for letting us paint
eggs because apparently that's how we're suppose to celebrate your
resurrection..amen"

alright i'm going back to the books - uno.

i <3 millwoods

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; busta rhymes - in the ghetto

yet YET again, i'm postin up my shiit in psyc 105 & sadly this will
be my last time doing this - WOOOOO i'm done school, yessir.
soo ye i jus got two short blabs to blurt before i try to "focus" back
into my lecture.

yesterday i hit up TD to deposit some "cash-moooooney", but the TC
branch was closed so i swooped by my home away from home millbourne.
man that place brings back so much memory from K through 9.
so i'm standing in line, then i hear from behind me some mom blasting
on her kid for walkin around the mall w/out her. i turn around and
the "kid" is like 20yrs old. i ain't sayin the dude was handicapped or
whatever, but yaknow. so this old bag looked like that fat chick that
turned into a zombie from dawn of the dead that ran like a cheetah
when she was a zombie. ANYWAYS, this dude was like,
"NOOO, CHRIS SAYS NO.....CHRIS NEED GUN...BANG BANG...CHRIS YA"
he sayin this shit beside me while i'm standing in line @ the bank. i'm
like, "this motha fucka is SERIOUS?"...well the mom comes in and starts
this big ass scene...and that's when it hit me...i love millwoods.

the other story isn't really as long, but as i was gettin on the 71 from TC
this morning, some old bloke came off the bus and was like, "fuckin'
cunts shit bitch" ....and that's pretty much it, and yet i repeat again
- i love millwoods

RANDOMPHOTO;

another skydive pic; (8) we stay fly, no lie, u know this - BALLIN! (8)

how you gon' rip me like this

alright alright - this is gon' be a first, i don't usually vent my
shit but it's kinda funny so it's all good.

let's set the scenario:
so i'm in my big blue limo coming home from gmac and i'm
sittin in those two-seater benches that face each other in
the back. this biiiiig ol' lady decides to sit beside me @ first
i'm like iiight all good - no other seat so whatever. boy, i
shoulda got up - it was like i was havin a three-way w/ her
and the back of the seat near me. shiit was fucked, i couldn't
move & ON TOP OF THAT, she had some habit of clenching
her ass cheeks ery' 10 secs. every time she clenched she created
some sort of vaccum that sunk me deeper into her abyss. like
any other motor-vehicle trip i managed to fall asleep.....
.......even before i open my eyes i can feel the clenching on my
hip + left arm + shoulder + face....so when i open my eyes, i see
there's empty seats...the fuck? the bitch still didn't move :(

virgin thighs

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; wu-tang clan - liquid swords

it seems i have a trend of posting shit on my blog during my
psyc 105 class haha, all good. so it's been a min or 2 since i've
checked back in. before this class i just had a lecture w/ two
guest speakers in my edfx-200. it was pretty rad, they gave
me alota encouragement & shit to become a teacher & my prof.
called me a thug :)

soo i've been following through with my workout program so far.
& i've been tryin to get into more cardio and leg exercises, but HOLY
SHIT my thunder thighs have become sooo sooo tight, it hurts hella
bad. so after this class is over imma head over to the 108 building,
to do some cardio in the pool (at least the water will cover up
potential armpit and back sweat stains hahaa). uno.

love,
LANCE

RANDOMPHOTO;

forget sky-diving, look @ the size of my package :)