Monday, August 27, 2007

whaaat the fuck

dear diary,

my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.

love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance

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