Friday, December 26, 2008

DON KING, "ONLY IN AMERICA!"



i was walking around the airport and hit up a small convenience store. low and behold i found this futuristic shit. ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM! i was like, "why have i never seen that shit up north?" i flip it backwards and i see this is a product of THE US GOV'T haha. opened it up, looked like chalk ... smelled like chalk ... and it tasted like chalk. so i went to some soft-pretzel joint 2 stores down. i've only been in america for 2 hours and i'm already an american fatass.

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