pearly white

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil wayne - reggae shit

been a minute but i'm back diary :) ... so randomly last night
before i went to bed i popped in some whitestrips. fucking
completely forgot & i woke up with a hella dry mouth and nooo
whitestrips on my teeeth :( ohh well - @ least i'll get a white
throat? uhh nope scratch that.

so today @ work, i brought a can of tuna for lunch (ghettooo),
but i spilt all the tuna juices on my groin. so i was like a stanky
slut that pissed herself. SO THEN i tried to put lotion on it to cover
up the smell, but it just smeared white lotion on my groin and shirt
- and yea u can jus finish the rest of the story.

RANDOMVIDEO;

me x poca x ate x jose; vegas '06
sidenote: this is the only real proof that we were there,
because we didn't really take any pics with any attraction ahah.