"dude i'm fucking cute"

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bow wow ft. omarion - girlfriend

(lance laying on his bed on his stomach w/ his legs wiggling in the air) DEAR DIARY.... hahah

so last night i lost my virginity, my virginity to high-pitched repetitive sounds while dancing my heart till 5 in the mornin. so marv/floyd/chris/stu managed to break down my preconceived feelings towards raves last night - cause braa that shit was hella crazy. but what was fucked up was that we waited in line to get in for fucking TWO HOURS! && i remember i had to pee hella bad w/ stu, so we just pissed around the stairs area in the west ed parkin lot, and when i turn around there's two guys, dressed up in what seemed to be the left over costume shit that ends up on the floor at zellers, standing behind me staring at me smokin:

"that was a really long pee man"
"yeah braa, did u guys need to piss too? it's all yours"
"no we're good"
long pause
"so why are u guys standing behind me?"
long pause
"that's a nice costume"
& that's when i PEACED THE FUCK OUTTA THERE hahaha

but yea man, i felt like i was reading a comic book when i was there - cause a saw a shitload of X-men. eh eh? ECS-men? ECSTASY? thank you thank you, i'm here all week :)

overall great night, who doesn't wanna love a teddy bear? haha

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predrinkin before scream; 1:10, "have u guys ever gone 3 days w/out pooing?" - stuart