Wednesday, March 5, 2008

tunnel vision

KW says: hey maan, i gotta make use of my time...& porn is overrated
ms. X says: gross
ms. X says: i still can't believe i watched porn with u guys
ms. X says: how can guys watch porn together
ms. X says: it's just awkward
KW says: well that's not sexy porn
KW says: but when we DO watch porn porn
KW says: we make imaginary boundries
KW says: and buffers so we don't come in contact w/ each other
KW says: cause that would just be borderline gay
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: still it'd be awkward
ms. X says: like super awkward
KW says: tunnel vision my friend
ms. X says: omg
ms. X says: LOL
KW says: u know your gay if you use ur peripheral vision while watchin porn w/ ur friends
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: it's hard not to
ms. X says: like u can see them
KW says: then ur totally gay
ms. X says: well i guess that's why i like guys
KW says: ...see it's weird, because we see you like a dude - but i know you have a no-no-palace
KW says: soo i'm not too sure about you
ms. X says: a no-no palace
ms. X says: wtf is that
KW says: your vagaina
ms. X says: oh

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

lance, omg.