aaaaah shiit - 3 MORE DAYS!
DAY 3: kevon D
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Sunday, April 13, 2008
aaaah shiit - DAY 7
K-D-U-B RADIO 7 DAY COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN:
(we're doing lil' snippets everyday until april 20 @ 9PM. think of it as a prequel, we're on our star wars shit - call us luke 'cause we sky walkin!)
DAY 7: the kid LF
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(we're doing lil' snippets everyday until april 20 @ 9PM. think of it as a prequel, we're on our star wars shit - call us luke 'cause we sky walkin!)
DAY 7: the kid LF
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008
big shit poppin, big weight droppin
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; t.i. - big shit poppin
so for the those who received the invitation. the KW fam is presenting their first on-air (and by on air i mean online) event: K-D-U-B radio on april 20th @ 9pm! aside from that, knottwood.blogspot.com is gonna be going under some construction in the next little while as we're in the process of bringing the fam into the building.
off topic. i'm watching the biggest loser right now & damn i gotta say i wouldn't mind smashing kelly or ali.....if it was in the dark && if i was under the influence by a roofie thinking either one of them was jessica alba or cassie.
so for the those who received the invitation. the KW fam is presenting their first on-air (and by on air i mean online) event: K-D-U-B radio on april 20th @ 9pm! aside from that, knottwood.blogspot.com is gonna be going under some construction in the next little while as we're in the process of bringing the fam into the building.
off topic. i'm watching the biggest loser right now & damn i gotta say i wouldn't mind smashing kelly or ali.....if it was in the dark && if i was under the influence by a roofie thinking either one of them was jessica alba or cassie.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
rhyme book
i know a hella long time ago i said i would start posting up some old raps i had when i was pseudo-rapper. well better late than never haha. this was back in aug '07 - YEEEE DIIG? haha
my heart is the leader, i follow that
my ego, my pride - baby i swallowed that
i'm only 19, but i feel so grown
but u sayin, "u only 19, u got room to grow"
gimmi another week, im turnin 2-0
call me john lennon, now where's my yoko?
ono, u know the one that could be my uno.
but i got a better chance on findin waldo
they say, sea full of fishes
but i jus want my nemo
shit - i'm casting a rod w/ no bait
prayin that i'll catch her just by fate
get her hooked n reel her back to me
only if she really hooked on me (ya feel me)
be the shovel to my dirt
if ya diig me
lace u w/ gardner gloves
made of gucci, fendi - baby, maybe louie
but i hope u ain't caught up in the materalistic game
the only brand u should rock is my last name
baby i ain't no lame
but i know u got a man BAAAYBAY
call me telus cause
the future's FRIENNNDLAY
my heart is the leader, i follow that
my ego, my pride - baby i swallowed that
i'm only 19, but i feel so grown
but u sayin, "u only 19, u got room to grow"
gimmi another week, im turnin 2-0
call me john lennon, now where's my yoko?
ono, u know the one that could be my uno.
but i got a better chance on findin waldo
they say, sea full of fishes
but i jus want my nemo
shit - i'm casting a rod w/ no bait
prayin that i'll catch her just by fate
get her hooked n reel her back to me
only if she really hooked on me (ya feel me)
be the shovel to my dirt
if ya diig me
lace u w/ gardner gloves
made of gucci, fendi - baby, maybe louie
but i hope u ain't caught up in the materalistic game
the only brand u should rock is my last name
baby i ain't no lame
but i know u got a man BAAAYBAY
call me telus cause
the future's FRIENNNDLAY
Friday, March 28, 2008
guilty pleasure
before the "phenomenon" of cloverfield, i admit - i was one of those compu-nerds trying to find out what the eff it was 6 months prior and up to the opening date of 1-18-08.
my name is lance, and i'm addicted to viral sites. sadly enough i still check out blogs that talk about "1-18-08", and when i think i'm out of junkie-like trance of their updates i get another fix. turns out there has been this spread over the internet about this film? project? i have no idea (which only makes me research this more). it's called ALADYGMA. if you got alot of time on your hands (lance pushes his nerd-bifocals upwards into the right position on his nose), then i suggest you check it out.
p.s. ya, i know it's a friday night & i'm @ home looking up this stuff :)
my name is lance, and i'm addicted to viral sites. sadly enough i still check out blogs that talk about "1-18-08", and when i think i'm out of junkie-like trance of their updates i get another fix. turns out there has been this spread over the internet about this film? project? i have no idea (which only makes me research this more). it's called ALADYGMA. if you got alot of time on your hands (lance pushes his nerd-bifocals upwards into the right position on his nose), then i suggest you check it out.
p.s. ya, i know it's a friday night & i'm @ home looking up this stuff :)
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
hold please
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; damien marley ft. stephan marley - the traffic jam
sadly i'm gonna have to pause my dreams like a comma, just for a little bit. tomorrow i'm venturing off to a new job, so i gotta see how it all works out - once i get the ball rolling knowing my set schedule.........
....K-D-U-B radio will be up and running :)
sadly i'm gonna have to pause my dreams like a comma, just for a little bit. tomorrow i'm venturing off to a new job, so i gotta see how it all works out - once i get the ball rolling knowing my set schedule.........
....K-D-U-B radio will be up and running :)
Saturday, March 22, 2008
you know how i know your gay?
...you liked atonement
i spent my yesterday chillin' w/ P watching atonement and the darjeeling limited. my heart was set on renting i am legend, but due to the lack of copies @ your local millbourne rogers video we went with a forced plan B from P. i won't even front, by the time the credits were rolling for atonement - i was already on my feet applauding the tv. that movie is hella good, cause you know there were some shots of manly men in the army doing some heroic shit - it's not that i liked the movie because o the complexed storyline and great love story....that's right lance, keep telling yourself that. don't think i'm soft, i'll scissor kick you in the chest after i punch your neighbour in the face just to set an example ahha.
i spent my yesterday chillin' w/ P watching atonement and the darjeeling limited. my heart was set on renting i am legend, but due to the lack of copies @ your local millbourne rogers video we went with a forced plan B from P. i won't even front, by the time the credits were rolling for atonement - i was already on my feet applauding the tv. that movie is hella good, cause you know there were some shots of manly men in the army doing some heroic shit - it's not that i liked the movie because o the complexed storyline and great love story....that's right lance, keep telling yourself that. don't think i'm soft, i'll scissor kick you in the chest after i punch your neighbour in the face just to set an example ahha.
soulja boy - pop it like a pimple
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
happy st. patrick's day!
i may be half an hour too late to be posting this, but it's better late then never! right?
this has nothing to do w/ st. patrick's day, but there's alota green in it? you do the math. but this KINDA foreshadows st. patrick's day. i ain't racist, but you know when white guys are drunk they all do borderline gay shit, "what! skyler passed out? tanner let's stick a carrot in his ass and take a picture of it".
this has nothing to do w/ st. patrick's day, but there's alota green in it? you do the math. but this KINDA foreshadows st. patrick's day. i ain't racist, but you know when white guys are drunk they all do borderline gay shit, "what! skyler passed out? tanner let's stick a carrot in his ass and take a picture of it".
Thursday, March 13, 2008
penderazdoun
it's somewhere around 1 in the mornin' but something has been buggin out my brain since yesterday that i can't sleep.
i'm gonna throw down $5 saying that you can't guess t-pain's age. go on...you sure? maybe? you're wrong. last night i was watchin BET & "top 25 under 25" was on. and guess who was #25? none other than teddy verseti aka tallahassee pain aka TP aka teddy penderazdoun aka t-pain! who the eff would of thought that this chocolate-predator was under 25? i thought maybe this was some sort of shenanigan. so i wikipedia this robo-tone sex symbol & who knew. he was born in '84, making him 23-24...that's a damn shame. problem solved, goodnight
i'm gonna throw down $5 saying that you can't guess t-pain's age. go on...you sure? maybe? you're wrong. last night i was watchin BET & "top 25 under 25" was on. and guess who was #25? none other than teddy verseti aka tallahassee pain aka TP aka teddy penderazdoun aka t-pain! who the eff would of thought that this chocolate-predator was under 25? i thought maybe this was some sort of shenanigan. so i wikipedia this robo-tone sex symbol & who knew. he was born in '84, making him 23-24...that's a damn shame. problem solved, goodnight
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Thursday, March 6, 2008
do work!
as i'm typing this, my hands are shaking like they're doing the harlem shake.... or harlem HAND shake? lance you silly bitch. ANYWAYS, i'm not too sure why? maybe the aftershock still from boxing haha. braa it was bananas, imagine 5 flight of stairs - imagine going up and down that shit 15 times. i'm pretty sure i pissed myself around the 7th flight. did i sweat? helllll nah, baby i glisten - that's it.
in the words of Chistopher (Big Black) Boykins, "DO WORK"
in the words of Chistopher (Big Black) Boykins, "DO WORK"
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
dj dopey ain't got shit on me
haha joke. i was hella bored & i wasn't sure how to ACTUALLY record it - so i did it up ghetto styles of just recording my laptop screen.
tunnel vision
KW says: hey maan, i gotta make use of my time...& porn is overrated
ms. X says: gross
ms. X says: i still can't believe i watched porn with u guys
ms. X says: how can guys watch porn together
ms. X says: it's just awkward
KW says: well that's not sexy porn
KW says: but when we DO watch porn porn
KW says: we make imaginary boundries
KW says: and buffers so we don't come in contact w/ each other
KW says: cause that would just be borderline gay
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: still it'd be awkward
ms. X says: like super awkward
KW says: tunnel vision my friend
ms. X says: omg
ms. X says: LOL
KW says: u know your gay if you use ur peripheral vision while watchin porn w/ ur friends
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: it's hard not to
ms. X says: like u can see them
KW says: then ur totally gay
ms. X says: well i guess that's why i like guys
KW says: ...see it's weird, because we see you like a dude - but i know you have a no-no-palace
KW says: soo i'm not too sure about you
ms. X says: a no-no palace
ms. X says: wtf is that
KW says: your vagaina
ms. X says: oh
ms. X says: gross
ms. X says: i still can't believe i watched porn with u guys
ms. X says: how can guys watch porn together
ms. X says: it's just awkward
KW says: well that's not sexy porn
KW says: but when we DO watch porn porn
KW says: we make imaginary boundries
KW says: and buffers so we don't come in contact w/ each other
KW says: cause that would just be borderline gay
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: still it'd be awkward
ms. X says: like super awkward
KW says: tunnel vision my friend
ms. X says: omg
ms. X says: LOL
KW says: u know your gay if you use ur peripheral vision while watchin porn w/ ur friends
ms. X says: but like
ms. X says: it's hard not to
ms. X says: like u can see them
KW says: then ur totally gay
ms. X says: well i guess that's why i like guys
KW says: ...see it's weird, because we see you like a dude - but i know you have a no-no-palace
KW says: soo i'm not too sure about you
ms. X says: a no-no palace
ms. X says: wtf is that
KW says: your vagaina
ms. X says: oh
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
6 hrs of employment-ish
I've been stuck in employment limbo lately. i got enough dinero to last me for a few months, but i feel i should be productive with all my time off (ps. i joined boxing! gigaton punch yo ass haha). but my few recent job choices have been - well, quite honestly have been contradicting my values & beliefs.
In mid-february i started a job as a data entry clerk in a collection agency. Little did i know that these jazz fingers would finish 1 month of data entry in 3 days, so they promoted me to a collecting agent. now, we all know behind that mean mug & tattoos - lance is softer than 2 ply charmin toliet paper. i don't got the heart to shake down people for g's. c'mon now fam, this voice of mine is not ment to be raised to overpower the angered motherfucker on the other line. they were ment to whisper sweet nothings into the hearts of all you KW-heads.
Not too long after my departure from being mr.telephoneman, i was givin the chance to become a LP officer. i am me, and no one else - so when i speak, i speak for myself. not sayin' i was a street-thug (millbourne bred homie!) OR something heaven sent (7rs of jr. serving - HOLLA master J) buuut i've been brought up w/ the belief of crooks over cops. now i'm not pointing fingers @ NWA for making me scream fuck the police, but i wouldn't be surprised if they were a helping hand. but why would i wanna turn into the people i feared when i was a little knucklehead back in the day while i looked left to right as a i pocketed that hubba-bubba in my back pocket.
In mid-february i started a job as a data entry clerk in a collection agency. Little did i know that these jazz fingers would finish 1 month of data entry in 3 days, so they promoted me to a collecting agent. now, we all know behind that mean mug & tattoos - lance is softer than 2 ply charmin toliet paper. i don't got the heart to shake down people for g's. c'mon now fam, this voice of mine is not ment to be raised to overpower the angered motherfucker on the other line. they were ment to whisper sweet nothings into the hearts of all you KW-heads.
Not too long after my departure from being mr.telephoneman, i was givin the chance to become a LP officer. i am me, and no one else - so when i speak, i speak for myself. not sayin' i was a street-thug (millbourne bred homie!) OR something heaven sent (7rs of jr. serving - HOLLA master J) buuut i've been brought up w/ the belief of crooks over cops. now i'm not pointing fingers @ NWA for making me scream fuck the police, but i wouldn't be surprised if they were a helping hand. but why would i wanna turn into the people i feared when i was a little knucklehead back in the day while i looked left to right as a i pocketed that hubba-bubba in my back pocket.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
big fish in a small pond
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; westside connection - bow down
it's a damn shame, a damn damn shame. set the scenario lance:
i've always been a big fan of NWA, so last night i'm bumping my shit while i'm watchin suite life of zac & cody. & i'm all up in my "gangsta" trance wanting to do something to fufill this g'd up appetite. so i grab the boyz n the hood dvd to pop in, as i turn on the tv i do a quick surf to see what's on. OH MY! to my surprise, GHOST OF motherfucking MARS is on! first off, that shit is just as epic as jersey girl hahah, joke. horrible movie, but cube still managed to keep it hood on another planet. so i grab my stunnas and put on a LA fitted to get ready to watch the dvd, but as i'm about to press play...what pops on tv? tell me, no don't tell me....Are We Done Yet? dear 8lbs & 6oz baby jesus, are you serious? CUBE, what the fuck are you doing? alright alright, i give you props for knockin up nia long (HOLLA!) but braa, you've turned into a lowercase g.
it's a damn shame, a damn damn shame. set the scenario lance:
i've always been a big fan of NWA, so last night i'm bumping my shit while i'm watchin suite life of zac & cody. & i'm all up in my "gangsta" trance wanting to do something to fufill this g'd up appetite. so i grab the boyz n the hood dvd to pop in, as i turn on the tv i do a quick surf to see what's on. OH MY! to my surprise, GHOST OF motherfucking MARS is on! first off, that shit is just as epic as jersey girl hahah, joke. horrible movie, but cube still managed to keep it hood on another planet. so i grab my stunnas and put on a LA fitted to get ready to watch the dvd, but as i'm about to press play...what pops on tv? tell me, no don't tell me....Are We Done Yet? dear 8lbs & 6oz baby jesus, are you serious? CUBE, what the fuck are you doing? alright alright, i give you props for knockin up nia long (HOLLA!) but braa, you've turned into a lowercase g.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
oh the irony
so a couple days ago i'm chillin' @ home watchin mtv & that show "fat camp" was on. k i'm not too sure if it's something new or if it's been like this the whole time: when did fat kids get mean? man, when i was chub-chub i was humble&modest. those kids on tv were just as hella mean as the skinny kids that made fun of me! aside from that, the show made me think i should really get back into shape. as i slowly came back from my trance of horrible flashbacks from my preteen years i noticed two empty bags of cheezies & plate where a pandesal w/ cheese+margarine was ( 'cause you know the kid's too poor to fuck w/ butter)
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