SONGOFTHEMOMENT; crank dat ryuuuuuuuu!
"lance, whats your plans for friday?"
"youtubing"
siiigh, it's friday night & i'm @ home. seriously, my parents get more hyphy than i do :( this is hella dumb that i gotta work tomorrow, buuut i do live by c.r.e.a.m so it's all good.
so i spent the most portion of my night looking up highlights of floyd mayweather jr's career on youtube, then i came across his vids from dancing w/ the stars. why oh why? that shit is for D listed celebrities, mayweathers is deee shiiiit! haha. anyways, somehow searching through that shits i came across a home video of some punks crankin dat, "now watch me DOOOOOO"
but what the fuck is this? i know i heard crank dat spiderman/aquaman/batman......but fucking forest gump? i was hesitant at first, but over the past hour i've done more cardio than i have my whole life. i've cranked dat ryu to crankin dat megaman. braa, $10 bucks - youtube anything w/ "crank dat _____", you'll find it.. ex. "crank dat millwoods suburban thug"
fuck braa, i think i got into this too much - somebody WIPE ME DOWN! hahaaha
Friday, October 12, 2007
Saturday, October 6, 2007
nu uh, you can't tell me nothing
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the sound of my clippers to my head
so i guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks - i'm bald, fuck.
so i guess you can't teach an old dog new tricks - i'm bald, fuck.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
1 month hiatus
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; jay z ft. beyonce - bonnie & clyde
cough cough, oh my head - i feeel so sick.....of work :) so its a lil before 11am and hey, i'm @ home and not at work. i thought i jus needed a day to chill & recollect myself from the past couple weeks. alright dim the lights, we're gonna get emo:
i ain't really gonna pour out my soul n shit, cause we'll i'm not that kinda PERSON that messages comments to other people which really should be for their eyes only, but does it for the fuck of it for reasons i have no idea haha. but i feel this quote from this song applies to us,
cough cough, oh my head - i feeel so sick.....of work :) so its a lil before 11am and hey, i'm @ home and not at work. i thought i jus needed a day to chill & recollect myself from the past couple weeks. alright dim the lights, we're gonna get emo:
i ain't really gonna pour out my soul n shit, cause we'll i'm not that kinda PERSON that messages comments to other people which really should be for their eyes only, but does it for the fuck of it for reasons i have no idea haha. but i feel this quote from this song applies to us,
Only time we don't speak is during Sex and the City.
She gets Carrie fever, but soon as the show is over
She's right back to being my soldier
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.
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i guess she was just watching the boxset, haha.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
lechon hair
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; method man ft. lauryn hill - things they say
man oh man another saturday :) i'm so glad i didn't have to work today, cause i was running out of excuses to skip out on saturdays haha. i woke up this morning 'round 7 to a facebook mobile - ya diiig haha. so i thought why not make use of my weekend and popped in one of my dvd's that i copped yesterday. first off (lance stands up to start a slow dramatic clap that soon turns into a thunderous applause) "the outsiders" is the shit, it's kinda like a preteen version of "four brothers". the cast itself was fuckin gnarly, you had: the coach from mighty ducks, the white cop that sexually harrassed and saved her black ass in crash, oprah couch-stomper, the dirty dirty dancer, and the mother fucking karate kid! (plus two other guys that i can't think of a "funny"). these dudes were badass w/ the whole jean jackets and hair that looks like they scooped the grease from my left over dong pong lechon.
as i was in the middle of the movie, i hear my doorbell go off. my blinds are wide open, i'm sittin in the field of vision of anyone that walks by my house or is @ the doorstep...in my underwear. i don't know why i stood up, looked right at the mormons - they look straight back at me and sat back down. i was like, "this is MY house (not really), i don't gotta answer shit". so maybe 2 minutes go by, and then i hear knockin on the window AND THESE DUDES ARE LOOKING AT ME (the kinda look where their nose is molesting the glass w/ their hands on both side of their faces to "get a closer look") SITTING ON MY COUCH! so i did what any other tough millwoods thug would do. i paused my movie and went to my room for like 10 minutes waiting for them to leave, duh.
so i copped that movie w/ the beverly hills cop trilogy ( 2 for $30 holla!) and knocked up. straight up you can quote this shit, i liked knocked up more than superbad. don't get me wrong, superbad was hella funny but i wanted to "SUPERSOAK THAT HOOOE!" katherine heigl.
man oh man another saturday :) i'm so glad i didn't have to work today, cause i was running out of excuses to skip out on saturdays haha. i woke up this morning 'round 7 to a facebook mobile - ya diiig haha. so i thought why not make use of my weekend and popped in one of my dvd's that i copped yesterday. first off (lance stands up to start a slow dramatic clap that soon turns into a thunderous applause) "the outsiders" is the shit, it's kinda like a preteen version of "four brothers". the cast itself was fuckin gnarly, you had: the coach from mighty ducks, the white cop that sexually harrassed and saved her black ass in crash, oprah couch-stomper, the dirty dirty dancer, and the mother fucking karate kid! (plus two other guys that i can't think of a "funny"). these dudes were badass w/ the whole jean jackets and hair that looks like they scooped the grease from my left over dong pong lechon.
as i was in the middle of the movie, i hear my doorbell go off. my blinds are wide open, i'm sittin in the field of vision of anyone that walks by my house or is @ the doorstep...in my underwear. i don't know why i stood up, looked right at the mormons - they look straight back at me and sat back down. i was like, "this is MY house (not really), i don't gotta answer shit". so maybe 2 minutes go by, and then i hear knockin on the window AND THESE DUDES ARE LOOKING AT ME (the kinda look where their nose is molesting the glass w/ their hands on both side of their faces to "get a closer look") SITTING ON MY COUCH! so i did what any other tough millwoods thug would do. i paused my movie and went to my room for like 10 minutes waiting for them to leave, duh.
so i copped that movie w/ the beverly hills cop trilogy ( 2 for $30 holla!) and knocked up. straight up you can quote this shit, i liked knocked up more than superbad. don't get me wrong, superbad was hella funny but i wanted to "SUPERSOAK THAT HOOOE!" katherine heigl.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
r-e-a-d--a--b-o-OKAAAY
SONGOFTHMOMENT; jay z ft. foxy brown & babyface - sunshine (remix)
so i'm taking a break from reading and decided to hit the computer. shit, it feels like i'm in school all over again. difference, i'm reading on my own will. i had a deja vu while i was reading though, you know when you're studyin into those wee hours of the night and you don't know until you look in the mirror, that your eyes are in the same squint as when your drivin w/ the sun in your eyes. speaking of school, i think i need to head back sooner or later, feels like i'm back in elementary, where i seperate all my ideas into a paragraph bonded by the glue of commas.
so to compensate for the lose of time that i'm not in school, i feel i should back track and re-read all those novels that i neglected and reduced myself to sparknotes.com. ie. the alchemist, life of pi etc.
thursday = payday >> payday = deposit for australia >> australia + mexico = i must be from harlem, cause i'm a globetrotter >> (australia + mexico) + current debt = working more overtime >> fuck
so i'm taking a break from reading and decided to hit the computer. shit, it feels like i'm in school all over again. difference, i'm reading on my own will. i had a deja vu while i was reading though, you know when you're studyin into those wee hours of the night and you don't know until you look in the mirror, that your eyes are in the same squint as when your drivin w/ the sun in your eyes. speaking of school, i think i need to head back sooner or later, feels like i'm back in elementary, where i seperate all my ideas into a paragraph bonded by the glue of commas.
so to compensate for the lose of time that i'm not in school, i feel i should back track and re-read all those novels that i neglected and reduced myself to sparknotes.com. ie. the alchemist, life of pi etc.
thursday = payday >> payday = deposit for australia >> australia + mexico = i must be from harlem, cause i'm a globetrotter >> (australia + mexico) + current debt = working more overtime >> fuck
Saturday, September 22, 2007
happy thr33 months
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj khaled ft. rick ross & flo rida - birthday
(8)i don't want no cake on my berday, i want my cake erday erday BiiiTCH(8)
i'm layin in bed & i can honestly say i've seen that music video for highschool music 2 where their gettin hella hyphy that it's summer n shit, maybe just a lil shy over 15582 times just in this morning. but it's not the same, i thought that vanessa hudgens was oh so fine until the dreaded night i received the link to her "saucy" photos. she looked like any other broke & bougie TC hoodrat - damn.
haha so yesterday was kinda funny. me stu and marv went to the travel agency to pay off the rest of our fees & shit, then i get a txt from P that she and her ma was stranded - so she gets this idea thinkin that me and marv can boost a car, bitch please. but if that gets girls - call me a fuckin grease monkey, HOLLA!
so congrats baby, we pushed through it - we fly together in any weather. happy three months hair :) oh yea, happy birthday to me.
...... so if u guys were beside me you'd know that this post is takin me well over an hour to write, i just came back from takin a beer shit & i noticed that i have a scar from yesterday on my neck, maybe it could pass for a hickie? badass? no? ok :( ANYWAYS i just walked into the kitchen to be overwhelmed w/ snuggles from my hippie parents as my mom was cookin pancit she said, and i quote, " i'm makin this for you, long noodles - long life (mom does a lil shuffle dance/laugh)"
(8)i don't want no cake on my berday, i want my cake erday erday BiiiTCH(8)
i'm layin in bed & i can honestly say i've seen that music video for highschool music 2 where their gettin hella hyphy that it's summer n shit, maybe just a lil shy over 15582 times just in this morning. but it's not the same, i thought that vanessa hudgens was oh so fine until the dreaded night i received the link to her "saucy" photos. she looked like any other broke & bougie TC hoodrat - damn.
haha so yesterday was kinda funny. me stu and marv went to the travel agency to pay off the rest of our fees & shit, then i get a txt from P that she and her ma was stranded - so she gets this idea thinkin that me and marv can boost a car, bitch please. but if that gets girls - call me a fuckin grease monkey, HOLLA!
so congrats baby, we pushed through it - we fly together in any weather. happy three months hair :) oh yea, happy birthday to me.
...... so if u guys were beside me you'd know that this post is takin me well over an hour to write, i just came back from takin a beer shit & i noticed that i have a scar from yesterday on my neck, maybe it could pass for a hickie? badass? no? ok :( ANYWAYS i just walked into the kitchen to be overwhelmed w/ snuggles from my hippie parents as my mom was cookin pancit she said, and i quote, " i'm makin this for you, long noodles - long life (mom does a lil shuffle dance/laugh)"
Sunday, September 16, 2007
everything seems so CLEAR...on EVERLCEAR
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chris singing britney spears - gimmi more
so it's a little past 2am, and im' sitting here drunk off of everclear watchin hannah montana. me and team kdub just came back from ....i THINK ivory club, but i know for sure we were @ dennys.
my eyes are tighter than my ass cheeks when it comes to money, i feel like i'm part of a chinese pop group. sooo me and team kdub (f-man, marky mark, mr. continnentntnal) and kaycee&angelie, kareoked our heart out for the mos tportion of the night. hella fun? hella yes :) . then yea we're drunk, i'm drunk . i'm full off of lumberjackc from dennys :)
well i'm off to bed nine, goodnight dairy.
love,
lumberjackLANCE]]
sorry if my shit is notyped good :) OH YEA, team kdub is now TEAM MEXICO, november7th BITCH
so it's a little past 2am, and im' sitting here drunk off of everclear watchin hannah montana. me and team kdub just came back from ....i THINK ivory club, but i know for sure we were @ dennys.
my eyes are tighter than my ass cheeks when it comes to money, i feel like i'm part of a chinese pop group. sooo me and team kdub (f-man, marky mark, mr. continnentntnal) and kaycee&angelie, kareoked our heart out for the mos tportion of the night. hella fun? hella yes :) . then yea we're drunk, i'm drunk . i'm full off of lumberjackc from dennys :)
well i'm off to bed nine, goodnight dairy.
love,
lumberjackLANCE]]
sorry if my shit is notyped good :) OH YEA, team kdub is now TEAM MEXICO, november7th BITCH
Friday, September 14, 2007
kiss the cook
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the dream ft. fabolous - shawty is a 10
whaat it is, what it iiiis! can u smell that too diary? sniiff sniff, oh - it's the mother fucking weekeend :) finally i can rest my fragile-butterfly body haha.
i can't really say much has happen w/in the last week. i'm just gettin my baker on, tryin to make that croissant & stack that shit like croutons. and hopefully turn that bread into taco shells, because f-man has been stirring up some shit && if all goes well, in november i'll be hearing, "AY PAPI!" haha.
let this post be the appetizer to your sexually charged eyes my diary, there will be more - oh there will be more.
love,
mr. 7am-330pm
whaat it is, what it iiiis! can u smell that too diary? sniiff sniff, oh - it's the mother fucking weekeend :) finally i can rest my fragile-butterfly body haha.
i can't really say much has happen w/in the last week. i'm just gettin my baker on, tryin to make that croissant & stack that shit like croutons. and hopefully turn that bread into taco shells, because f-man has been stirring up some shit && if all goes well, in november i'll be hearing, "AY PAPI!" haha.
let this post be the appetizer to your sexually charged eyes my diary, there will be more - oh there will be more.
love,
mr. 7am-330pm
Saturday, September 8, 2007
nintendo "d.s" aka DA SHIIIIT :)
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; trey songz - can't help but wait
whaaaat it iiis! sup love, i'm back from the depths of the emo tunnel - slowly my music transitions are coming back to the norm. delilah is cranking that soulja boy prior to the thrills getting hyphy, haha.
so yesterday was pretty interesting - i got in touch w/ my inner gaming-asian. i kicked/pushed my way to teets crib to game out for a couple hours w/ mr. continental on the ps3 and ds - shits hella fun, but straight up playin that shit hurts my eyes like mad nuts. maybe it was caused by the factors of teets environment. don't get me wrong, i'm all about conserving energy, but brraa - i had to use the illuminating light from the ds to guide my piss into the toliet (haha jjoooke).
later on that night me, wahlberg, & fman hit up the ivory club just for the fuck of it. & u know what, that place is hella fun. i felt like tarzan in the jungle, i was 1 out of the 2 coloured ppl up in that bitch and i surrounded by cougars - yeeee diig haha. but nah honestly the place is all good to have a fun time.
RANDOMPHOTO;
back when i was 16 gettin' my first tattoo, bastos! whatta gangsta haha :)
whaaaat it iiis! sup love, i'm back from the depths of the emo tunnel - slowly my music transitions are coming back to the norm. delilah is cranking that soulja boy prior to the thrills getting hyphy, haha.
so yesterday was pretty interesting - i got in touch w/ my inner gaming-asian. i kicked/pushed my way to teets crib to game out for a couple hours w/ mr. continental on the ps3 and ds - shits hella fun, but straight up playin that shit hurts my eyes like mad nuts. maybe it was caused by the factors of teets environment. don't get me wrong, i'm all about conserving energy, but brraa - i had to use the illuminating light from the ds to guide my piss into the toliet (haha jjoooke).
later on that night me, wahlberg, & fman hit up the ivory club just for the fuck of it. & u know what, that place is hella fun. i felt like tarzan in the jungle, i was 1 out of the 2 coloured ppl up in that bitch and i surrounded by cougars - yeeee diig haha. but nah honestly the place is all good to have a fun time.
RANDOMPHOTO;
back when i was 16 gettin' my first tattoo, bastos! whatta gangsta haha :)
Monday, September 3, 2007
443 days
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; john legend - ordinary people
i know usually when i try to make you listen to my choice of songs - you dont' see farther than the beat, but just listen to the lyrics.
i know usually when i try to make you listen to my choice of songs - you dont' see farther than the beat, but just listen to the lyrics.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
youtube'd
just a hella good video that i've been playin over&over lately :) but why oh why, for filipinos - if u can sing ur either hella ugly and/or gay :(
Monday, August 27, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POCA!
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; andrew e ft. regine v - that's why i love you
poca x me on our trip to the p.i '07; HAPPY BDAY P!
poca x me on our trip to the p.i '07; HAPPY BDAY P!
whaaat the fuck
dear diary,
my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.
love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance
my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.
love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
2 month anniversary <3
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bob marley - roots, rock, reggae
i jus wanted to give a quick shout out to my boo, we made it official for 2 months now.
i know me and you have had a rocky relationship, i wanna be with you for a minute - then i cut you outta my life. but i can promise you, i'm a changed man - i'm devoted, i ain't going no where baby....
...i will not shave my hair
june 22, 2007 i shaved my head for the last time - i will get dreads, period.
i jus wanted to give a quick shout out to my boo, we made it official for 2 months now.
i know me and you have had a rocky relationship, i wanna be with you for a minute - then i cut you outta my life. but i can promise you, i'm a changed man - i'm devoted, i ain't going no where baby....
...i will not shave my hair
june 22, 2007 i shaved my head for the last time - i will get dreads, period.
Monday, August 20, 2007
japanese bullet train
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nelly - wadsyaname
ay bay bay! ay bay bay! haha what's goood my love? well i've jumped the hurdle of the dreaded "back to work" monday, four more days to go!
so the weekend was pretty chilled, i went on a menage a trois w/ stu & pao to watch superbad. sidenotes: man that movie is heeellllla funny, straight up i could relate myself or someone i knew back in juniorhigh/highschool. to compensate for possible homosexual innuendos, we snuck in poca & her two B.D.L's (jenna&angie) into the movie (we ghettoo).
on saturday me and poca got our bolllywood on w/ mr. continental, glico & his chan ho nam @ new asian village on 34th. the place was iight, we came a lil late - so the buffet was closing in 20 mins, so i got my rick ross on on the buffet and whipped it whipped it real haaard. i don't know why i punish myself like that. it's not like i forget that my ass turns into a japanese bullet train within the next two hours of consumption :(
later that night we kicked it @ my bachelor pad, i'm rooming w/ this older couple - and for some reason they like me calling them mom and dad OR something like that. && me and the bollywood cast started fuckin w/ my magic-mic. maaan i didn't know i had actual good songs on there, we fucked w/ some lauryn hill & usher; balllliin! ahha
welll i think this post has satisfied your electronica libido my sweeet diary.
love,
lance
ay bay bay! ay bay bay! haha what's goood my love? well i've jumped the hurdle of the dreaded "back to work" monday, four more days to go!
so the weekend was pretty chilled, i went on a menage a trois w/ stu & pao to watch superbad. sidenotes: man that movie is heeellllla funny, straight up i could relate myself or someone i knew back in juniorhigh/highschool. to compensate for possible homosexual innuendos, we snuck in poca & her two B.D.L's (jenna&angie) into the movie (we ghettoo).
on saturday me and poca got our bolllywood on w/ mr. continental, glico & his chan ho nam @ new asian village on 34th. the place was iight, we came a lil late - so the buffet was closing in 20 mins, so i got my rick ross on on the buffet and whipped it whipped it real haaard. i don't know why i punish myself like that. it's not like i forget that my ass turns into a japanese bullet train within the next two hours of consumption :(
later that night we kicked it @ my bachelor pad, i'm rooming w/ this older couple - and for some reason they like me calling them mom and dad OR something like that. && me and the bollywood cast started fuckin w/ my magic-mic. maaan i didn't know i had actual good songs on there, we fucked w/ some lauryn hill & usher; balllliin! ahha
welll i think this post has satisfied your electronica libido my sweeet diary.
love,
lance
Saturday, August 11, 2007
"everybody loves kung fu fighting" - chris tucker
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b.u.b - deeper in love
maan oh my straight up if you haven't seen it yet - go watch rush hour 3. it was kinda short but MAN, it was mad funny. i actually clapped-my-hands-laugh followed by the fist to the mouth. chris tucker and jackie chan are the ying and yang to my laughter-loins.
on a side note, i'm sooo happy it's the weekend. i haven't ever really appreciated my days off from work until i started @ newlyweds. braa, that bitch is one whip crackin away from being a slave-house.
p.s. this is my first time in a long time staying up past 10:30pm - yaaa diiig? haha
maan oh my straight up if you haven't seen it yet - go watch rush hour 3. it was kinda short but MAN, it was mad funny. i actually clapped-my-hands-laugh followed by the fist to the mouth. chris tucker and jackie chan are the ying and yang to my laughter-loins.
on a side note, i'm sooo happy it's the weekend. i haven't ever really appreciated my days off from work until i started @ newlyweds. braa, that bitch is one whip crackin away from being a slave-house.
p.s. this is my first time in a long time staying up past 10:30pm - yaaa diiig? haha
Sunday, August 5, 2007
baaaaaallllin!
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the video below haha
(8) DUH DUH DUH DUHHHH (8) yeeeee - i'm half way outta the hole my compadres! i don't really have much to say besides that. i really jus wanted to post this video that i saw on de's facebook hahah, shits hella niice.
(8) DUH DUH DUH DUHHHH (8) yeeeee - i'm half way outta the hole my compadres! i don't really have much to say besides that. i really jus wanted to post this video that i saw on de's facebook hahah, shits hella niice.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
i got these cheeeseburgers
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; jojo - beautiful girls (cover)
so i'm kickin it & it's been an hour already from my post-shower after work...yet i still smell a hint of cheeseburger woffing from my fingertips.
soo i kinda lied about bloggin' more frequently haha. on monday i hit up "k-days" w/ poca &
money-hungry-marvin. why o why ? cause poca wanted to see her gorgie porgie. i was like, "iight all good. @ least i could see my baby mama keisha chante after". but no, fuck no - northlands agricom got fucking raped by mother nature. i swear that bitch turned into a scene in a twister movie. people were runnin' faster than fat kids runnin' to those mini-donut stands, shit was serious haha.
so i'm thinkin if i post shorter shit, i can post more frequently....let's see
love you long time lance
so i'm kickin it & it's been an hour already from my post-shower after work...yet i still smell a hint of cheeseburger woffing from my fingertips.
soo i kinda lied about bloggin' more frequently haha. on monday i hit up "k-days" w/ poca &
money-hungry-marvin. why o why ? cause poca wanted to see her gorgie porgie. i was like, "iight all good. @ least i could see my baby mama keisha chante after". but no, fuck no - northlands agricom got fucking raped by mother nature. i swear that bitch turned into a scene in a twister movie. people were runnin' faster than fat kids runnin' to those mini-donut stands, shit was serious haha.
so i'm thinkin if i post shorter shit, i can post more frequently....let's see
love you long time lance
Saturday, July 14, 2007
welcome to africa, bitch
SONGOFTHEMOMENT: ja rule ft. lil wayne - uh ohhhhhhhhhh
i'm turnin my white-tee into a wetnap and i swear i'm starting to develop an jamacian accent to go hand in hand w/ this HOT FIYAAA weather. BUT before i continue, big ups to the birthday mr. "chuckecheeeselifer" stuart mcbride! had the traditional bbq @ his crib yesterday, hella good food- big ups stuart's mom :) haha
been a minute (more like an hour) since i've blessed this blog with my tantalizing fingers typing sexual innuendos for you my love, my diary. so the dynasty of three years @ stokes has come to an end last thursday. && i've commited 40+ a week and my aching back to fulltime position @ newlyweds. @ the end of my shift i either smell like i stepped outta a bollywood movie or i had just "made it rain, then cleared it out" haha.
k i can't keep typing anymore my sweaty palms might cause a short-circuit or some shit on the keyboards if i keep going. i can leave the P.I, but the P.I can't leave me hahaa.
hope to holla back sooner than usual
love,
lance
i'm turnin my white-tee into a wetnap and i swear i'm starting to develop an jamacian accent to go hand in hand w/ this HOT FIYAAA weather. BUT before i continue, big ups to the birthday mr. "chuckecheeeselifer" stuart mcbride! had the traditional bbq @ his crib yesterday, hella good food- big ups stuart's mom :) haha
been a minute (more like an hour) since i've blessed this blog with my tantalizing fingers typing sexual innuendos for you my love, my diary. so the dynasty of three years @ stokes has come to an end last thursday. && i've commited 40+ a week and my aching back to fulltime position @ newlyweds. @ the end of my shift i either smell like i stepped outta a bollywood movie or i had just "made it rain, then cleared it out" haha.
k i can't keep typing anymore my sweaty palms might cause a short-circuit or some shit on the keyboards if i keep going. i can leave the P.I, but the P.I can't leave me hahaa.
hope to holla back sooner than usual
love,
lance
Monday, July 2, 2007
t-t-t-totally duuude!
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; akon ft. diddy & luda & lil jon - get buck in here
over the past week i've been "partyin like a rockstar" - i've been jammin my heart out w/ my homies on guitar hero haha, shits oh so hella fun but i get a bad vision trip after playin.
so i know that i've tried countless times but i'm going @ it again. imma try to get my hair growin, call me tyrese 'cause i'm already waist deep into the process....well i'm one day shy under a week without turnin on them clippers.
yesterday was canada day && i think it not ONLY hit me, but the other homies - that we might be a lil too old to be hitting millwoods park for the fireworks. don't get me wrong, the fireworks drew me back in for the love of going there. BUT SHIT! i t-t-t-totallly forgot about all the heat that we left behind in the highschool days. for a second i thought we were @ rum jungle. but then i think to myself, i can only garuntee i was probably like that back in the day (i try to black out memories of that kinda shit). so as i stood there watchin the whole roster of miami HEAT walkin around the park, i can only smile & hope they grow out of the phase sooner or later.
RANDOMVIDEO;
this was back in the P.I - && they were trying to sell t-shirts like crackheads, crank up the volume to here this shit haha
over the past week i've been "partyin like a rockstar" - i've been jammin my heart out w/ my homies on guitar hero haha, shits oh so hella fun but i get a bad vision trip after playin.
so i know that i've tried countless times but i'm going @ it again. imma try to get my hair growin, call me tyrese 'cause i'm already waist deep into the process....well i'm one day shy under a week without turnin on them clippers.
yesterday was canada day && i think it not ONLY hit me, but the other homies - that we might be a lil too old to be hitting millwoods park for the fireworks. don't get me wrong, the fireworks drew me back in for the love of going there. BUT SHIT! i t-t-t-totallly forgot about all the heat that we left behind in the highschool days. for a second i thought we were @ rum jungle. but then i think to myself, i can only garuntee i was probably like that back in the day (i try to black out memories of that kinda shit). so as i stood there watchin the whole roster of miami HEAT walkin around the park, i can only smile & hope they grow out of the phase sooner or later.
RANDOMVIDEO;
this was back in the P.I - && they were trying to sell t-shirts like crackheads, crank up the volume to here this shit haha
Friday, June 22, 2007
out on bail
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the cool kids ft. lil wayne - gettin it
first & foremost i wanna give say happpy birthday to my sister from another mister, yes the truth, you're adopted haha. joooke, happy birthday ate!
finally after 5 years i've escaped the bars and rails of a fouton-jail "bed". but yet i find it hella odd, i think this is the first bed that i've had (or that i can think of) - because before i was locked up in a fouton i was surfing my heart out on a waterbed for the most of my childhood.
it feels kinda weird, it changed the whole aoura (?) in my room - it's like i'm kickin it in a hotel room. & i've abandened the headboards @ each end of the bed, sadly i've fallen off twice but i'll get the hang of it sooner or later.
i know i haven't posted for over almost 20 days & my returnin words are about me changing my bed, but hey! it's a start - it's an ice breaker to rekindle my love between me and you my diary <3
RANDOMPHOTO;
me x boom boom x jose; dunno who that middle guy is? google that shit, it'll give me 10 more cooler points haha
first & foremost i wanna give say happpy birthday to my sister from another mister, yes the truth, you're adopted haha. joooke, happy birthday ate!
finally after 5 years i've escaped the bars and rails of a fouton-jail "bed". but yet i find it hella odd, i think this is the first bed that i've had (or that i can think of) - because before i was locked up in a fouton i was surfing my heart out on a waterbed for the most of my childhood.
it feels kinda weird, it changed the whole aoura (?) in my room - it's like i'm kickin it in a hotel room. & i've abandened the headboards @ each end of the bed, sadly i've fallen off twice but i'll get the hang of it sooner or later.
i know i haven't posted for over almost 20 days & my returnin words are about me changing my bed, but hey! it's a start - it's an ice breaker to rekindle my love between me and you my diary <3
RANDOMPHOTO;
me x boom boom x jose; dunno who that middle guy is? google that shit, it'll give me 10 more cooler points haha
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
sorry na
SONGOFTHEMOMENT; young jeezy ft. usda - white girl
alright alright, first i gotta apologize diary for not keeping your digital punani satisfied by my posts. it's just that lately i don't have time & shit for the computer :(
i've been hella busy lately, i'm hustlin hard - three jobs homie! i'm on my grind to get myself outta debt. &&& look @ the weather, it's too nice to stay the fuck inside. i'm sorry diary if i've left u feeling ignored, but i promise you i'm not cheating on you with another blog :)
this apology doesn't mean that i'm gonna start doing up posts every other day again - but @ least i'm apologizing & promise to post WHEN i do get the chance ... sorry love
love,
lazy-lance
alright alright, first i gotta apologize diary for not keeping your digital punani satisfied by my posts. it's just that lately i don't have time & shit for the computer :(
i've been hella busy lately, i'm hustlin hard - three jobs homie! i'm on my grind to get myself outta debt. &&& look @ the weather, it's too nice to stay the fuck inside. i'm sorry diary if i've left u feeling ignored, but i promise you i'm not cheating on you with another blog :)
this apology doesn't mean that i'm gonna start doing up posts every other day again - but @ least i'm apologizing & promise to post WHEN i do get the chance ... sorry love
love,
lazy-lance
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