r-e-a-d--a--b-o-OKAAAY

SONGOFTHMOMENT; jay z ft. foxy brown & babyface - sunshine (remix)

so i'm taking a break from reading and decided to hit the computer. shit, it feels like i'm in school all over again. difference, i'm reading on my own will. i had a deja vu while i was reading though, you know when you're studyin into those wee hours of the night and you don't know until you look in the mirror, that your eyes are in the same squint as when your drivin w/ the sun in your eyes. speaking of school, i think i need to head back sooner or later, feels like i'm back in elementary, where i seperate all my ideas into a paragraph bonded by the glue of commas.

so to compensate for the lose of time that i'm not in school, i feel i should back track and re-read all those novels that i neglected and reduced myself to sparknotes.com. ie. the alchemist, life of pi etc.


thursday = payday >> payday = deposit for australia >> australia + mexico = i must be from harlem, cause i'm a globetrotter >> (australia + mexico) + current debt = working more overtime >> fuck

happy thr33 months

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj khaled ft. rick ross & flo rida - birthday
(8)i don't want no cake on my berday, i want my cake erday erday BiiiTCH(8)

i'm layin in bed & i can honestly say i've seen that music video for highschool music 2 where their gettin hella hyphy that it's summer n shit, maybe just a lil shy over 15582 times just in this morning. but it's not the same, i thought that vanessa hudgens was oh so fine until the dreaded night i received the link to her "saucy" photos. she looked like any other broke & bougie TC hoodrat - damn.

haha so yesterday was kinda funny. me stu and marv went to the travel agency to pay off the rest of our fees & shit, then i get a txt from P that she and her ma was stranded - so she gets this idea thinkin that me and marv can boost a car, bitch please. but if that gets girls - call me a fuckin grease monkey, HOLLA!

so congrats baby, we pushed through it - we fly together in any weather. happy three months hair :) oh yea, happy birthday to me.

...... so if u guys were beside me you'd know that this post is takin me well over an hour to write, i just came back from takin a beer shit & i noticed that i have a scar from yesterday on my neck, maybe it could pass for a hickie? badass? no? ok :( ANYWAYS i just walked into the kitchen to be overwhelmed w/ snuggles from my hippie parents as my mom was cookin pancit she said, and i quote, " i'm makin this for you, long noodles - long life (mom does a lil shuffle dance/laugh)"

everything seems so CLEAR...on EVERLCEAR

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chris singing britney spears - gimmi more

so it's a little past 2am, and im' sitting here drunk off of everclear watchin hannah montana. me and team kdub just came back from ....i THINK ivory club, but i know for sure we were @ dennys.

my eyes are tighter than my ass cheeks when it comes to money, i feel like i'm part of a chinese pop group. sooo me and team kdub (f-man, marky mark, mr. continnentntnal) and kaycee&angelie, kareoked our heart out for the mos tportion of the night. hella fun? hella yes :) . then yea we're drunk, i'm drunk . i'm full off of lumberjackc from dennys :)

well i'm off to bed nine, goodnight dairy.

love,
lumberjackLANCE]]

sorry if my shit is notyped good :) OH YEA, team kdub is now TEAM MEXICO, november7th BITCH

kiss the cook

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the dream ft. fabolous - shawty is a 10

whaat it is, what it iiiis! can u smell that too diary? sniiff sniff, oh - it's the mother fucking weekeend :) finally i can rest my fragile-butterfly body haha.

i can't really say much has happen w/in the last week. i'm just gettin my baker on, tryin to make that croissant & stack that shit like croutons. and hopefully turn that bread into taco shells, because f-man has been stirring up some shit && if all goes well, in november i'll be hearing, "AY PAPI!" haha.

let this post be the appetizer to your sexually charged eyes my diary, there will be more - oh there will be more.

love,
mr. 7am-330pm

nintendo "d.s" aka DA SHIIIIT :)

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; trey songz - can't help but wait

whaaaat it iiis! sup love, i'm back from the depths of the emo tunnel - slowly my music transitions are coming back to the norm. delilah is cranking that soulja boy prior to the thrills getting hyphy, haha.

so yesterday was pretty interesting - i got in touch w/ my inner gaming-asian. i kicked/pushed my way to teets crib to game out for a couple hours w/ mr. continental on the ps3 and ds - shits hella fun, but straight up playin that shit hurts my eyes like mad nuts. maybe it was caused by the factors of teets environment. don't get me wrong, i'm all about conserving energy, but brraa - i had to use the illuminating light from the ds to guide my piss into the toliet (haha jjoooke).

later on that night me, wahlberg, & fman hit up the ivory club just for the fuck of it. & u know what, that place is hella fun. i felt like tarzan in the jungle, i was 1 out of the 2 coloured ppl up in that bitch and i surrounded by cougars - yeeee diig haha. but nah honestly the place is all good to have a fun time.

RANDOMPHOTO;

back when i was 16 gettin' my first tattoo, bastos! whatta gangsta haha :)

443 days

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; john legend - ordinary people

i know usually when i try to make you listen to my choice of songs - you dont' see farther than the beat, but just listen to the lyrics.

youtube'd

just a hella good video that i've been playin over&over lately :) but why oh why, for filipinos - if u can sing ur either hella ugly and/or gay :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POCA!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; andrew e ft. regine v - that's why i love you

poca x me on our trip to the p.i '07; HAPPY BDAY P!

whaaat the fuck

dear diary,

my beautiful hands have been scarred for life. my jazz fingers are fucked, my "fuck you" finger and "will u marry me" finger will never be the same. my chicken scratch has become chicken shit, fuck you old chinese man for fucking up my hand, fuck this how i had to type all of this with my right hand, fuck.

love,
no-longer-the-same-lefthand-lance

2 month anniversary <3

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bob marley - roots, rock, reggae

i jus wanted to give a quick shout out to my boo, we made it official for 2 months now.
i know me and you have had a rocky relationship, i wanna be with you for a minute - then i cut you outta my life. but i can promise you, i'm a changed man - i'm devoted, i ain't going no where baby....

...i will not shave my hair




june 22, 2007 i shaved my head for the last time - i will get dreads, period.

japanese bullet train

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; nelly - wadsyaname

ay bay bay! ay bay bay! haha what's goood my love? well i've jumped the hurdle of the dreaded "back to work" monday, four more days to go!

so the weekend was pretty chilled, i went on a menage a trois w/ stu & pao to watch superbad. sidenotes: man that movie is heeellllla funny, straight up i could relate myself or someone i knew back in juniorhigh/highschool. to compensate for possible homosexual innuendos, we snuck in poca & her two B.D.L's (jenna&angie) into the movie (we ghettoo).

on saturday me and poca got our bolllywood on w/ mr. continental, glico & his chan ho nam @ new asian village on 34th. the place was iight, we came a lil late - so the buffet was closing in 20 mins, so i got my rick ross on on the buffet and whipped it whipped it real haaard. i don't know why i punish myself like that. it's not like i forget that my ass turns into a japanese bullet train within the next two hours of consumption :(

later that night we kicked it @ my bachelor pad, i'm rooming w/ this older couple - and for some reason they like me calling them mom and dad OR something like that. && me and the bollywood cast started fuckin w/ my magic-mic. maaan i didn't know i had actual good songs on there, we fucked w/ some lauryn hill & usher; balllliin! ahha

welll i think this post has satisfied your electronica libido my sweeet diary.

love,
lance

"everybody loves kung fu fighting" - chris tucker

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; b.u.b - deeper in love

maan oh my straight up if you haven't seen it yet - go watch rush hour 3. it was kinda short but MAN, it was mad funny. i actually clapped-my-hands-laugh followed by the fist to the mouth. chris tucker and jackie chan are the ying and yang to my laughter-loins.

on a side note, i'm sooo happy it's the weekend. i haven't ever really appreciated my days off from work until i started @ newlyweds. braa, that bitch is one whip crackin away from being a slave-house.

p.s. this is my first time in a long time staying up past 10:30pm - yaaa diiig? haha

baaaaaallllin!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the video below haha

(8) DUH DUH DUH DUHHHH (8) yeeeee - i'm half way outta the hole my compadres! i don't really have much to say besides that. i really jus wanted to post this video that i saw on de's facebook hahah, shits hella niice.

i got these cheeeseburgers

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; jojo - beautiful girls (cover)

so i'm kickin it & it's been an hour already from my post-shower after work...yet i still smell a hint of cheeseburger woffing from my fingertips.

soo i kinda lied about bloggin' more frequently haha. on monday i hit up "k-days" w/ poca &
money-hungry-marvin. why o why ? cause poca wanted to see her gorgie porgie. i was like, "iight all good. @ least i could see my baby mama keisha chante after". but no, fuck no - northlands agricom got fucking raped by mother nature. i swear that bitch turned into a scene in a twister movie. people were runnin' faster than fat kids runnin' to those mini-donut stands, shit was serious haha.

so i'm thinkin if i post shorter shit, i can post more frequently....let's see

love you long time lance

welcome to africa, bitch

SONGOFTHEMOMENT: ja rule ft. lil wayne - uh ohhhhhhhhhh

i'm turnin my white-tee into a wetnap and i swear i'm starting to develop an jamacian accent to go hand in hand w/ this HOT FIYAAA weather. BUT before i continue, big ups to the birthday mr. "chuckecheeeselifer" stuart mcbride! had the traditional bbq @ his crib yesterday, hella good food- big ups stuart's mom :) haha

been a minute (more like an hour) since i've blessed this blog with my tantalizing fingers typing sexual innuendos for you my love, my diary. so the dynasty of three years @ stokes has come to an end last thursday. && i've commited 40+ a week and my aching back to fulltime position @ newlyweds. @ the end of my shift i either smell like i stepped outta a bollywood movie or i had just "made it rain, then cleared it out" haha.

k i can't keep typing anymore my sweaty palms might cause a short-circuit or some shit on the keyboards if i keep going. i can leave the P.I, but the P.I can't leave me hahaa.

hope to holla back sooner than usual

love,
lance

t-t-t-totally duuude!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; akon ft. diddy & luda & lil jon - get buck in here

over the past week i've been "partyin like a rockstar" - i've been jammin my heart out w/ my homies on guitar hero haha, shits oh so hella fun but i get a bad vision trip after playin.

so i know that i've tried countless times but i'm going @ it again. imma try to get my hair growin, call me tyrese 'cause i'm already waist deep into the process....well i'm one day shy under a week without turnin on them clippers.

yesterday was canada day && i think it not ONLY hit me, but the other homies - that we might be a lil too old to be hitting millwoods park for the fireworks. don't get me wrong, the fireworks drew me back in for the love of going there. BUT SHIT! i t-t-t-totallly forgot about all the heat that we left behind in the highschool days. for a second i thought we were @ rum jungle. but then i think to myself, i can only garuntee i was probably like that back in the day (i try to black out memories of that kinda shit). so as i stood there watchin the whole roster of miami HEAT walkin around the park, i can only smile & hope they grow out of the phase sooner or later.

RANDOMVIDEO;

this was back in the P.I - && they were trying to sell t-shirts like crackheads, crank up the volume to here this shit haha

out on bail

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; the cool kids ft. lil wayne - gettin it

first & foremost i wanna give say happpy birthday to my sister from another mister, yes the truth, you're adopted haha. joooke, happy birthday ate!

finally after 5 years i've escaped the bars and rails of a fouton-jail "bed". but yet i find it hella odd, i think this is the first bed that i've had (or that i can think of) - because before i was locked up in a fouton i was surfing my heart out on a waterbed for the most of my childhood.

it feels kinda weird, it changed the whole aoura (?) in my room - it's like i'm kickin it in a hotel room. & i've abandened the headboards @ each end of the bed, sadly i've fallen off twice but i'll get the hang of it sooner or later.

i know i haven't posted for over almost 20 days & my returnin words are about me changing my bed, but hey! it's a start - it's an ice breaker to rekindle my love between me and you my diary <3

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x boom boom x jose; dunno who that middle guy is? google that shit, it'll give me 10 more cooler points haha

sorry na

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; young jeezy ft. usda - white girl

alright alright, first i gotta apologize diary for not keeping your digital punani satisfied by my posts. it's just that lately i don't have time & shit for the computer :(

i've been hella busy lately, i'm hustlin hard - three jobs homie! i'm on my grind to get myself outta debt. &&& look @ the weather, it's too nice to stay the fuck inside. i'm sorry diary if i've left u feeling ignored, but i promise you i'm not cheating on you with another blog :)

this apology doesn't mean that i'm gonna start doing up posts every other day again - but @ least i'm apologizing & promise to post WHEN i do get the chance ... sorry love

love,
lazy-lance

home sweet home

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; brownman revival - sorry na, pwede ba?
**hella chill song***

harrrooooo :) i just touched down last night & i'm impressed of the weather (it's not that bad). BUT what the fuck is up with the gas prices? hoooooly shit! so my circadium ryhtmn is all fucked up, i woke up @ 2pm today & i ddin't fall asleep till 7 in the morning.

right after i jumped off the jet i dropped off my shit & headed over to glico's to meet up w/ the homies to kick it. we ended up gettin sloppy off the K until 4 in the morning.

i'm glad to be back & shit, but imma hella miss my family back in the p.i - if any of u guys are sitting in BQ mall on the top floor, HOLLA!

so i'm in the midst of unpacking all my shit & getting settled again, but by the next post i should have some pics up :)

p.s. i brought back a sweet stache tan.....or that's what i'll tell ppl :) don't shave ur face in the p.i if u just got sunburnt :(

it's DARKNESS everybody!

it's about 40+, breathing is minimal & sweating is maximized...i really don't know if i spelt those words correctly, but i'm on vacation (good excuse).

i've only recently started to try to get back into my "ryan reynold" diet, because it seems that my daily meat intake has always involved chicharon & i've finally tasted ecstacy....by ecstacy i mean jollybee spaghetti.

i'm leaving to head back home on the 26th, so people get ready to get shitfaced on either that saturday night or on sunday night. i've come out of my "no drinking" coma, because i've been getting sloppy every night on red horse - ya diiig!

ohh yea, hella random - i met boom boom bautista, that was pretty fucking rad :) alright i'm out to head to a cock fight, fuck computers - PEAAAAAAAAAAAACE

red neck...literally

well it's been well over a week, but @ least this time i've got shit worth writing haha. man, oh man first off - don't be surprised if u see me bust through your wall screaming "OHH YEAA" cause i'm hella red like kool-aid. but maaan i'm fucking loving it here. we went snorkling (?) yesterday, ni99a i FOUND nemo i even had one of those "fullhouse symphony music playing in the background when uncle jesse & michelle come to conclude a problem" moments, i was like "daamn this shit is breath-taking". ahah

i got a shit load of pictures, its just that i have nothing to help paint that picture your trying to create haha until i get home to upload the shiit. so the whole me getting veneers cheap in the phils is gone. but it was still a trip, i don't trust no dental clinic beside a cockfighting arena. soo this'll be yet another weekly post because i leave to manila tomorrow, so i probably wont be back until i gotta pay another "minimum payment" on uncle visa or auntie mastercard :(

so i've been mostly doing window shopping for myself lately cause i'm fucking godzilla here. pants are shorts, and shorts and bikini bottoms on me.

i feel pretty good, i thought i would keep needing a "facebook" fix every 5 minutes but i've been preeettty good this is only my 2nd time since the trip haha. so i'll holla back diary in another weeek!

later love

greetings from the future

yesss it's me bitches. lance from the future, well one day ahead from kDUB time :) soo i'm into my second day of being in the philippines & i've already touched the computer haha. i'm "chillin" in an internet cafe w/ my braa to my left, my poca to my right, and my ate & jose behind me. & by "chillin" i mean chillin because there's actual A/C up in this bitch. outside is fucking 38+, homie it's like i'm chillin w/ satan out there. but ye, besides that i've jus been chillin w/ the fam - everyone is still stuck on the whole awkward "i haven't seen u in three years" kinda shit. but hopefully that'll blow over by the end of the week. but ya i jus wanted to say a quick HOLLA, before i continue my journey to find me some hella cheap kicks haha.

p.s. i'm already getting fat...and i repeat, it's only the 2nd day into my 4 week vaca :(

love,
gr. 7 fat lance