the countdown begins!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; timbaland ft. dre & missy & jt - bounce

been a minute & i'm just fresh outta the shower. just got home from the
gym w/ teets & now i'm just killin' time till i head out to work.

so the official countdown BEGINS TODAY >> 30 DAYS UNTIL I PEACE
THE FUCK OUT & CLOUDHOP TO THE PHILSSSS.

ALSO, i have started my venture into something that i've been plannin'
& daydreamin' for about a year... soo imma quit talkin & put my money
where my mouth is - ya diig? i know right now i sound like a jr. high girl
cause i'm like " i got a secret u know, BUT i can't tell u". but u'll know it
when u see it braa. holla @ u later mr.diary

love,
ambuLANCE

monumental

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; notorious b.i.g - everyday struggle

"no words, just emotions" - dane cook


sidenote; maan i sound like a fat kid w/ asthma...oh wait :(

we in the v.i.p haha

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lloyd - players prayer

what happenininin :) so i'm sittin on my couch workin on my last eng 101
paper - WOOO. then i just got 3 more projects to do after this :'(

got home from church a little while ago, this was probably my first time
going to church in a hella long time (because of work). maan u know how
usually "filipino time" is considered that they'll show up late. my parents
the exact opposite, well in the situation for church. we went for the 12:30
mass, BUT we left our house @ 11:20. we only live like 5 minutes away
from the church. it's like my parents were heading to the club trying to get
no line no cover or something. ohh well @ least it's good intentions & shit :)

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summer bbq; fuckin eons ago

holy moly

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; fabolous ft. lil wayne - diamonds (remix)

deary manly diary,

so i've just snuggled myself into my seat for my psyc 105 class. & it
just hit me, i only have like two weeks left of schoo, i finish on the 5th
of april (yesssir). and THEN, i cloud-hop to the philippines pretty much
from a month from now :)

so it's not even friday yet, and i already know my plans for the weekend.
i'm heading to this new club called the hermit, haha. i'm just gonna dive
head first into a pile of studying and projects that i've yet again
procrastinated up until the last weekend to do my shit (oh lance, you
silly bitch).

so what have i been up to since monday? wellllll, on monday i've started
my "ryan reynolds program" haha & i hit up the mall yesterday w/ poca
and copped me another pair of vans for backstock.

well i'm out, i guess i should start paying attention in class now - later days

love,
longjohn-lance

the hulk

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; ryan leslie ft. jovan dais - fashion type

so over the weekend was st. patty's day. did i drink green beer?
nope :( ...BUT me and marvO were slizzin on green K. did we
see a leprachaun? fuck no, but we stole his pot of gold @ the casino!

besdies that, my weekend was pretty dry. i'm still fucking w/ that
yobo. & i copped a couple games from chrisy chris. me & marvO
almost finished ninja turtles, but i didn't know fuckin shredder
multiplies :( haha . oh yeaah, marvO also gave me the nextselection
mixtape, shit's fire. for a hella ugly dude, ryan leslie can lay it out.

sorry glenda :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; swizz beaets ft. weezy & kells - it's me bitches (rmx)

i feel pretty bad, today i called canada foster plan to cancel my donations
to my sponser child Glenda :( shiiit. i just got too much on my plate, i bit
off more than i could chew with trying to be a good guy (financially). i'm
gonna have to cut off one of my legs to get outta debt homiee.

well i'm off to work, then i'm getting ready for a weekend of
ultimate-nerdiness. gotta do some hella catching up on my shit. while ur
drinkin green beer, i'll be shedding blue tears...on my papers, then i'll have
to rewrite them - which will only cause me to cry more, fuck.

love,
lumberjack-lance

RANDOMPHOTO;

oh highschool, i got some dr. zoidberg claws going on :)

profanity games

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; omarion ft. loso & usher - ice box (remix)

i feel like i'm spending more time in the caf, than i actually do in my
lectures. haha all good @ least i'm refreshing my math skills while we
play egyptian rum fuck. but what's the deal with the names for these
card games? bullshit, asshole? haha.

soo my ...wait i'm just gonna stop for a second & go off topic.. MAN i
just saw that preview for dead silence or some shit? why the fuck
would someone want to see that shit? that shit is just as scary as
those webpages where u try to find waldo and that picture of my
exgirlfriend pops up screaming at u.....anyways, rewind. soo my day
was pretty chilled. i went to school, or rather the caf haha. after, i
swung by urge to get a couple touch-ups on my tattoos, and got fresh
off the blade when i got home. shiit, i gotta do my homework - one.

love,
loveable-lance

i'm in the car, he's on the ground

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil fizz ft. akon - on me

i'd like to start off & say - i'm a fucking grrrreat boyfriend :) my girlfriend
punches me in the dick and i still love her hahah. that's a story to tell my
grandchildren, "annnd that's why ur dad looks like a retard".

chris' birthday was pretty bumpin, regardless to the fact that it was @ iho.
me & kDUB stuck out like a sore thumb, i wasn't surprised if i walked into
the washroom & some cha-chi guy asked me to where's the soap at.
what was fucked up - is that we have no pictures to show for that night.
wait wait wait, let me rephrase that - we have no pictures of the guys,
but we got a picture of the birthday boy...and his birthday present haha.

on saturday we watched 300, maaan that shit touched my soul. so it's
official - ima drop out of school and i'm going to become a spartan :)
after the movie, we kicked it @ kevOn's crib. surprised chris with a
birthday cake & jus chillled. we watched some stand-up comedy of
jamie foxx, shits fucking hilarious.

RANDOMVIDEO;

jamie foxx blastin' ll x jlo x diddy; shit's 10 mins long but it's worth it

call me a hockey playa, playa!

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; dj roli fingaz - notorious big mix

it's just a lil past midnight & i thought i'd post up a small biggie mix i
found that's on some '07 shit in memory of his death anniversary today

soo i just hopped outta the shower a lil while ago, because i'm fresh
off the blade. no, not no hockey blades or any of that shit (fuck hockey)
- but the barber blade homieeee haha. i'm just about to snuggle myself
into bed so i thought i'd just add a lil entry.

soo tomorrow we're heading out for lang's birthday, been a minute since
i've unleashed hermit lance outta his shell. i'll try to get some pics up'd
after the shindig & shit prolly on sat, ya diig?

love,
lightning-lance

fresher then a mint leaf

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; paul wall ft. jd - i'm throwed

aay aay. sooo i'm back @ it, i know i haven't been very consistent with
this blog but hey, each entry will be more special then since it isn't as
often haha. BUT, in return for a lack of entries, i thought it would be
kinda cool that i make my "SONGOFTHEMOMENT" 's be DOWNLOADBLE.
it's kinda useless for me to say the songs, if u can't hear them :)
remember, i'm not trying to post up fresh new shit all the time - it's
songs that i'm feeling for the moment while i'm typing my shit out,
yadidimeaaaan?

soo expect from now on to have something to fufill ur eargasm, while
u eye-fuck this text of my diary ;)

love,
laser-lance

sidenote: the links are only good for seven days, so get ur click on

i'm so old so old so old

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chamillionaire ft. snoop & busta - i'm not a criminal

been a minute. soo yesterday it hit me, marv, n floyd. we hella old haha.
we hit the mall in an attempt to find something to do, that failed. so we
went to the theatre & watched 23 ( that movie is hella fucked, i'm all
paranoid n shit now). ANYWAYS, yea sooo what did we do after? did we
hit fever? rum? fuck no. i was snuggled in bed by 10:30...oh man haha.
it's gravy though, i'm in hermit mode until april... then i'll unleash 8
months of supressed party lance into one night :) hahah, iight i'm out
diary - holla @ u when i got something interesting.

love,
lance

RANDOMVIDEO;

touchblue; haha this video reminds me of when i go to the washroom

long overdue

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; clico jones ft. parlae - dat goose (remix)

so i took the day off to let me get my long overdue and deserved
sleep on. i only had a total of 4 hours of sleep from sunday
morning to tuesday night. woke up - went to my office & got fresh
off the blade. hit the gym then got my shower on. now i got the
rest of the day to nerd the shit outta psyc 105.

RANDOMPHOTO;

marvO x kevOn x me x stu; summer 06 stu's birthday

23 - spoooooky

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; tpain ft. yung joc - buy you a drink

"i loove gettin' brain - call me a zombieeee" - iFAB
hahahaha, but i really do feel like one - i've haven't slept yet since i woke
up on sunday. so i'm off to take a nap until 'round 7ish. then i'm off to
take on another all-nighter & finish my last paper, i'm fucking EXTREEMEE.

so i haven't seen that jim carrey movie yet of 23. but i thought it was
kinda creepy, i've already had 23 posts and my last post was on feb 23 :)

i musta beeen hella out of it today because i'm food consumption contained:

• a cone of ice cream
• hot rod pepporoni sticks
• alfredo pasta (TWICE: @ school / home)
• orange julius
• yogart
• cookies by george

that's like the formula to lance's death on the toliet. oh well i'm off to bed,
hopefully i don't shit myself in the dream. daamn

girlie sleepover...for eskimos

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; omarion - icebox
(because i "was so cold, so cold, so cold")

Man i deserve some sort of merit or badge for keeping poca company
in getting her passport...again. i actually pulled my first ALL-NIGHTER
it was pretty fucking extreme. i left my crib to head over to her's
around midnight. & we watched the prestige before we left - HOLY
SHIT, that's a hella gooood movie. sooo we left around 330am to head
to downtown in poca sister's whip. i dunno what the fuck is up with that
car, but going uphill was like we were riding a paraplegic in a ironman
match. thankfullly we made it there in one piece.

so me & robyn made our lil forts to secure our spot until canada place
opened. i marked my territory with leftover aftershock from the ass faucet
via air attack. happily we only kicked it outside until quarter to six. Then
jus waited for the actual passport section of the building to open; which
took another 3 hours. but all in all we made a fast swoop in and outta
there through 4am-830am. baaaalllin, time to recoup - fabiosa, out!

ass faucet

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; bobby valentino - anonymous

it's a lil after 12pm and i should be getting ready for work - but i'm not.
why? because i feel like i'm dying - i've been shitting outta my mouth &
puking outta my ass for the past two days. i dunno HOW it happened,
but it hella sucks. i seriously feel like i have nothing left to purge out -
except maybe a lung or two. & FUCCCK i jus remembered i still have
those 4000+ word papers to do, WHYYYY!

kevOn's birthday

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; gym class heroes - new friend request

so here are just some of the pics from my homie kevOn's birthday
@ rum, yadidimeaan?

me x the birthday boooy;

me x murphy x kevOn x chris x marvO

me x claire x stuart x mark

there's a worm in that tequila

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; neyo - put your hands up

soo it's about 3pm and i jus got off work & i'm just gettin ready to head
on over to urge for my LAST session on my panel piece, whew.

it's been a min since i've last checked in mr.diary - so me and the fam
went out for our homie kevon's birthday on sunday @ rum. been a hella
long time since i drank, and we were cup spillin tequila and everclear.
& tomorrow i took the day off, so i could keep poca company @ canada
place to scoop a new passport. shiit: vegas, cali, now phils? baby we
cloud-hoppers haha.

++ imma holla back when i post up some pics from last sunday, PEACE!

pearly white

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; lil wayne - reggae shit

been a minute but i'm back diary :) ... so randomly last night
before i went to bed i popped in some whitestrips. fucking
completely forgot & i woke up with a hella dry mouth and nooo
whitestrips on my teeeth :( ohh well - @ least i'll get a white
throat? uhh nope scratch that.

so today @ work, i brought a can of tuna for lunch (ghettooo),
but i spilt all the tuna juices on my groin. so i was like a stanky
slut that pissed herself. SO THEN i tried to put lotion on it to cover
up the smell, but it just smeared white lotion on my groin and shirt
- and yea u can jus finish the rest of the story.

RANDOMVIDEO;

me x poca x ate x jose; vegas '06
sidenote: this is the only real proof that we were there,
because we didn't really take any pics with any attraction ahah.

bye reading week :(

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; chris brown - say goodbye

soo i'm siting in my psyc 105 class & i have to papers that are due
tomorrow, which i never stared ( ooh fuck ) . but thankfully i've
gotten extensions on both papers - i used my suave moves. soo
that's pretty much my reading week is pretty much gone because
i only have two days off throughout the week as well. so after this
class i'm off to home to help my sister move her shit to her new place
... why oh why is she leaving me :( on the plus, her room will become
the new work out room - BOOO YA.

yeserday was valentine's day & me n poca went out to lux for supper.
son of a bitch, the food was good - but that shit fLUXtuates ur bank
account haha

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x chris; summer '06 "wordlife"

where art thou wentworth?

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; 3 6 mafia ft. chamillionaire - dope boy fresh

i figured today i'd get a head start on my papers & shit so i could
clear the rest of my night for, "mama to watch her stories" haha.
so when 9pm rolls around i see that motherfucker mr.24 on my
screeen. ohhh well, @ least heroes was there for me :)

so i caught up w/ one of my profs today - and i was able to get
an extension on one of my papers, BALLLIN! haha so i got only
2000+ words for friday

RANDOMVIDEO;

me x poca; vegas vaca & the abundant of porn they have to offer

untitled

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; simon & garfunkel - fakin' it

dear manly-diary,
nothing really eventful w/in the past couple days. same ol' shit
but i did see the marine yesterday, that shit is like a bunch of
preteen kids made the plot. explosion after explosion, but hey
i can't really knock it - i was pretty into it, i did most of the shit
in the movie w/ my action figures when i was younger.

RANDOMPHOTO;

me x stuart; kickin' it @ dylan's crib - summer '06

4000 to go

SONGOFTHEMOMENT; mims - this is why i'm hot

1. fuck busses & 2. fuck the weather - maan this shit is hella bunk.
so i haven't been really able to get back into school-nerd mode since
my winter break. fucck i've been procrastinating two research papers
for over 4 weeks; i'd rather fight a cougar than to do this shit.

(2000 words + 2000 words) x lance suckin' @ papers = fuuuck me :(

RANDOM PHOTO:

me x dustin x robyn x byron; @ hudson's for byron's birthday